1. In two days, I have made $430 on garbage that I picked out of dumpsters. I'm probably going to make over $1,000 in the next couple weeks.
2. I took the stickers off this guitar and I'm going to adorn it with red and black velvet today.
3. I really really want to start a band in Pensacola. If you know creative, musically-inclined people, send them my way.