Comments | whathaveyou: It's a long December

whathaveyou

It's a long December

Dec 13, 2005 18:17

So my Dad went to the last game of bingo tonight and won the winner-take-all pot. Then he left. He took all the social security money from those women and then he comes home and goes, "I beat those old bitches." In conclusion, my Dad could beat up your Dad, and he's better at fixing stuff ( Read more... )

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touch_me_tomato December 14 2005, 00:02:53 UTC

i am up for contesting that, in fact, my dad is better at fixing stuff.

whathaveyou December 14 2005, 01:36:55 UTC

You didn't contest that my Dad could beat up your Dad!

touch_me_tomato December 14 2005, 04:35:52 UTC

a predictable answer FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THEY'RE NOT HANDY.

p.s. my dad was a wrestler in highschool, mkay! featherweight...but still a wrestler.

whathaveyou December 14 2005, 10:23:31 UTC

Hahaha my Dad too. When my Dad joined the Air Force at 18, he weighed about 100 pounds.

touch_me_tomato December 14 2005, 14:44:31 UTC

wow, can i have your dad's 18 year old metabolism?!!! my dad has always been strong, he's just short: 5'6" don't think he ever weighed a 100 lbs. well, i'm sure at some point...but UGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

whathaveyou December 14 2005, 20:26:56 UTC

Yeah, I know whatcha mean. My Dad and I are both really strong naturally without working out or anything. And I have the crazy fast metabolism. It kinda sucks. If I drink a glass of water I'll have to go to the bathroom about four times in the next twenty minutes.

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