Popcorn... candy corn... movies... soda pop... fire escape. What did you think?

[whateverthat]

I'm exceedingly pleased that there is only a minimum day of school between me and spring break, along with all of the great stuff that's going to entail, like Easter dinner, Kauai, and everything else. So pleased, in fact, that I was inspired to write a story about a landlord who eats his tenants when they don't pay their rent. Joy!

Comments

[edge_hill]

Ever heard of 'Delicatessen'? It's a crazy French movie where the landlord does actually eat his tenants.

[whateverthat]

Nope. The French are always stealing my ideas, it's annoying.

[thenewyear]

That was really good. Reminded me of a Roald Dahl short story where this wife murders her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooks it as dinner for the policemen investigating his death.

Have fun in Kauai! You're going to love it there.

[whateverthat]

Thank you! I'll try to bring you back some shells or something, haha