I wouldn't know a faggot if he slapped my ass
I had a run-in with a boy today, except I didn't know it until the very end. I have to ask everyone: what would you have done if this happened to you?
I went to Chipotle with my friend Elena for lunch since we had the munchies. I go up to order a burrito and this boy behind me orders like the exact same thing. I thought it was kind of funny, so I go sit down with Elena and I tell her about it! Then she jokes around like, "Haha, you probably want to bang him."
So just then, he walks by! I didn't look at his face, I looked at his shirt... but he walked by me, and Elena said he turned around to look at me. Then he walked to the door, and before he walked out he looked at me again, then at Elena again, and then walked out the door. So then she blows up like, "CHIP HE LOOKED AT YOU!! GO GET HIM!" I turn around, and he's already gone out the door.
I didn't get up and say something because I thought it was too cliche! That would be like a chick flick, and he didn't really say anything to me anyway.
And he was hot as shit! He had a blonde fauxhawk! BLONDE!! And he was skinny and my age (20)!
SO FAGGOTS. What would you have done?
I went to Chipotle with my friend Elena for lunch since we had the munchies. I go up to order a burrito and this boy behind me orders like the exact same thing. I thought it was kind of funny, so I go sit down with Elena and I tell her about it! Then she jokes around like, "Haha, you probably want to bang him."
So just then, he walks by! I didn't look at his face, I looked at his shirt... but he walked by me, and Elena said he turned around to look at me. Then he walked to the door, and before he walked out he looked at me again, then at Elena again, and then walked out the door. So then she blows up like, "CHIP HE LOOKED AT YOU!! GO GET HIM!" I turn around, and he's already gone out the door.
I didn't get up and say something because I thought it was too cliche! That would be like a chick flick, and he didn't really say anything to me anyway.
And he was hot as shit! He had a blonde fauxhawk! BLONDE!! And he was skinny and my age (20)!
SO FAGGOTS. What would you have done?