Christmas Eve quotes to celebrate Christmas!
Grandpa: It fit like a glove, C-L-O-V-E.
Dad: You spelled clove.
Grandpa: What?
Dad: You said 'c'.
Mom: Yes, clove.
Grandpa: What? What are you talking about? G!
Grandma: You spelled 'clove', George.
Grandpa: You?
Me: Me? I'm gonna go with Grandma on this one. You spelled 'clove.'
Grandpa: I knew I couldn't trust you- always siding with your Grandma.
Later, after comparing foot sizes with my uncle, a drunken Dad reads "The Night Before Christmas."
Sister: You said it wrong- its not 'sing.'
Dad: Hey, you know, its a new thing for the thing.
Sister: Thing for the thing?
Dad: And he took the tristle-
Me: What?
Sister: You meant thistle?
Dad: That's what I said.
Sister: No, you said tristle.
Dad: Listen, I'm tired-
Me: A lot, or a tristle?
Dad: You spelled clove.
Grandpa: What?
Dad: You said 'c'.
Mom: Yes, clove.
Grandpa: What? What are you talking about? G!
Grandma: You spelled 'clove', George.
Grandpa: You?
Me: Me? I'm gonna go with Grandma on this one. You spelled 'clove.'
Grandpa: I knew I couldn't trust you- always siding with your Grandma.
Later, after comparing foot sizes with my uncle, a drunken Dad reads "The Night Before Christmas."
Sister: You said it wrong- its not 'sing.'
Dad: Hey, you know, its a new thing for the thing.
Sister: Thing for the thing?
Dad: And he took the tristle-
Me: What?
Sister: You meant thistle?
Dad: That's what I said.
Sister: No, you said tristle.
Dad: Listen, I'm tired-
Me: A lot, or a tristle?