"Is it any wonder I can't sleep?"
I worked all weekend, ten hours a day for four days straight. I am dead on my feet. Tonight I have to do about a billion German worksheets, write two German essays and half an English essay, finish a painting, and study for a math test.
Caffeine is a must.
Little-known fact about stingrays as I overheard some guy telling his daughter:
"They must like the rain because it makes bugs fall in the pool so they can eat them."
Stupidest question of the weekend:
"Why does it smell like fish in here?"
Things that were in the pool this weekend that shouldn't have been:
Sunglasses, purse complete with camera, cell phone, t-shirt, pretzel
This cannot be healthy.