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So apparently Houston is freaking out. Haha people in San Antonio aren't even aware of what's going on unless they're from Houston or have Houstonian friends. Actually, there are going to be a bunch of hurricane parties this weekend. Meh. Hope y'all niggaz is safe and whatnot, and if anyone wants to come to SA to kick it, my door's open. Unless it's locked. Then call.
Today I took a History test and raped that fucker in the ass, then murdered it. Bitches ain't got nothin' on me! Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck wit! In other news, I'm starving and I'd love to go home but can't, because chances are Houston will be PANDEMONIUM. It'll suck if a bunch of stuff gets wiped out; after all, Houston does have the best food in the world. Oh, and you fuckers that live there, yeah yeah. I'm going to cook chicken because obviously my brain does not function solely on coffee.
Today I took a History test and raped that fucker in the ass, then murdered it. Bitches ain't got nothin' on me! Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck wit! In other news, I'm starving and I'd love to go home but can't, because chances are Houston will be PANDEMONIUM. It'll suck if a bunch of stuff gets wiped out; after all, Houston does have the best food in the world. Oh, and you fuckers that live there, yeah yeah. I'm going to cook chicken because obviously my brain does not function solely on coffee.