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Character: Kida Masaomi
Series: Durarara!!
Age: 15
Canon: In the town of Ikebukuro, it's said that anything can happen. Headless motorcyclists and flying vending machines are among the more notable occurrences in this city, but there are also the normal people trying to go about their normal lives. Or at least as close as they can get to it. Kida Masaomi is one of these people, a high school kid with a past he'd rather forget and a future he's looking forward to in Ikebukuro alongside his best friend.
A jokester and self-proclaimed playboy, Kida's loud and often flamboyant personality makes it hard for most people to take him seriously, particularly when he's indulging himself in his favorite hobby of flirting with girls or making extremely dumb and horrible jokes. He enjoys making grand gestures and wild proclamations, which are more of an act than anything else. Beneath the grandiose attitude, Kida's very much an average teenage boy who enjoys doing dumb things, hanging out with his friends, and babe-watching. He's capable of shutting his mouth and taking things seriously when the time calls for it, but with the carefree life he leads now, time doesn't call very much.
Sample Post:
Oh maaan, no way! Is this it? Is this for real? Is this the start of my lovey-lovey, action-and-romance-packed days in one of those fabled, no, legendary summer camps?! And a zombie-infested summer camp too! That means every memory made here can be forever recalled in the future as "that one time at zombie summer camp"; how awesome is that? And just think about the high grade romance scenarios available. A boy and a girl, fighting for survival, possibly the last two living human beings left in the world with nothing else to drive them but their everlasting passion for each other! Will humanity prevail or does this fateful day mark the end of life here on Earth as we know it?!
Ahhh, but I'm getting ahead of myself. I don't need to worry about surviving this apocalyptic swampland yet, not until I find a leading lady to star in this horror romance with me. And no offense, but you're more suited to the role of the fuzzy sidekick than a romantic option. Hey, don't look at me like that. It's not my fault that someone with your looks is better meant for monkeying around.
... Ahaha, c'mon, that was a good joke! I was saving it this whole time for just the right time to use it, you know. At least I got that out of my system now, so we can move right on to the important stuff: finding the ultimate cute female heroine! You never know, maybe we'll find a super cute girl who's into the whole fuzzy purple look too. ... Whoooa, no way, are you blushing? Don't tell me you've never picked up girls before! No no no, not literally, like with flowers and candy and super romantic walks on the beach that end in passionate love on the sand! Heeh, got your interest with that, didn't I? Don't worry, I won't judge your hidden perverted desires~
Now, luckily for you, you've got an expert in love and romance and elegantly sweeping the ladies off their feet right here. And I'll give you your first lesson in love right now. There's always a right way and a wrong way to attract girls. Check out that guy over there, for example. It's smart and all to say you're into a girl's brains, but if that's all you say you want, she's gonna start getting a little suspicious about what you're really after. You've gotta show you're interested in all the sides of her, good and bad. And from the looks of the local girls I say we're gonna be seeing a lot more bad than good...
Alright! With that little bit of advice, how about we try out our luck? For starters, I think that uh lady with the tentacles over there is just your type. No no, don't worry about me. She's all yours.
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