attention husbando

[whata]

HEY

HEY DOUGRAS HEY

so uh I heard it was your birthday today (hey shut up it's totally still your birthday in wacky future land).

Here is a present. From me, your waifu, to you.

LOVE, WHATA /)`w`

P.S. I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD BIRTHDAY DESPITE DENTISTRY. IF YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE A PRESENT I COULD PROBABLY MAKE YOU ONE.