[fanart, fic] Surprise! The cake is a lie!
Title: What Can Go Wrong?
Characters/Pairings: Canada, France, America, England
Rating: PG
Warnings: naked France, America and Canada are mean, crackiest crack
Summary: America and Canada team up to give England the best birthday present ever... France! Things can't possibly go wrong, right? WRONG. (For the birthday challenge cycle.)
I came up with this idea while drunk. Obviously. I'll regret it in the morning, as usual.
Canada: Hey France, you should... jump out of a huge cake for England's birthday, which we don't know! But you should do it naked!
France: That is a waste of cake, mon cher. I don't like wasting cake.
America: England, England, you should get a pinata for your birthday party! I know a great place! S'got moon bounces and all!
England: What the hell is a pinata?
America: It's a papermache thingy filled with candy that you have to hit with a stick while blindfolded until you break it and the candy comes out! (Of course, we have to spin you around first and the pinata will be swinging around on a string, it's funner that way.)
England: Huh, I like hitting things with sticks...
Canada: When America says "1, 2, 3, Go!" that's when you jump out of the cake and surprise England!
France: Wait, what? America is part of this? I don't think I wanna do it anymore...
Canada: But I'm part of it, too. You trust me, right?
France: Err... of course...
America: Step forward one more, okay, there! On the count of three, swing as hard as you can! 1, 2, 3, GOOOOOOO!!!!
Cake: ????!!!!
Then there was a long interlude in which England destroys the cake and takes off the blindfold to see not candy, but cake and a much battered France. Awww... That's not very Fr/UK, you might be thinking.
But there is a happy ending to this.
First, they beat up Canada and America. (Sorry, Canada, but you were part of it.)
Then...
England: I didn't get any cake after all. I guess this will have to do.
France: Oooh la la! But I'm all covered with Canada and America's blood~~~!
THE END.
Characters/Pairings: Canada, France, America, England
Rating: PG
Warnings: naked France, America and Canada are mean, crackiest crack
Summary: America and Canada team up to give England the best birthday present ever... France! Things can't possibly go wrong, right? WRONG. (For the birthday challenge cycle.)
I came up with this idea while drunk. Obviously. I'll regret it in the morning, as usual.
Canada: Hey France, you should... jump out of a huge cake for England's birthday, which we don't know! But you should do it naked!
France: That is a waste of cake, mon cher. I don't like wasting cake.
America: England, England, you should get a pinata for your birthday party! I know a great place! S'got moon bounces and all!
England: What the hell is a pinata?
America: It's a papermache thingy filled with candy that you have to hit with a stick while blindfolded until you break it and the candy comes out! (Of course, we have to spin you around first and the pinata will be swinging around on a string, it's funner that way.)
England: Huh, I like hitting things with sticks...
Canada: When America says "1, 2, 3, Go!" that's when you jump out of the cake and surprise England!
France: Wait, what? America is part of this? I don't think I wanna do it anymore...
Canada: But I'm part of it, too. You trust me, right?
France: Err... of course...
America: Step forward one more, okay, there! On the count of three, swing as hard as you can! 1, 2, 3, GOOOOOOO!!!!
Cake: ????!!!!
Then there was a long interlude in which England destroys the cake and takes off the blindfold to see not candy, but cake and a much battered France. Awww... That's not very Fr/UK, you might be thinking.
But there is a happy ending to this.
First, they beat up Canada and America. (Sorry, Canada, but you were part of it.)
Then...
England: I didn't get any cake after all. I guess this will have to do.
France: Oooh la la! But I'm all covered with Canada and America's blood~~~!
THE END.