Alaska Matt and Mini Wheats...a synopsis of my day thus far...

[what_the_fij]

Hello everyone! After reading Kath's profound thoughts, I feel as though I have nothing to say or add. So instead I will merely tell you about Cabbie Alaska Matt who me and Jes met today on our cab ride adventure to the oral surgeon. Yes well, Jes and I were trying to figure out the cryptic writing of the bus schedule, Kath we could have used your expertise, or bus boy's for that matter, and of course we could not find a good one...so we thought well maybe a cab would be good...so we shuffled down to Nellie's room. Now if any of you guys met Nellie you would think that she was exaggerating her voice or something, but no she really just talks like this..."Well I was like calling a c-aab, and like..." Anyways she is hilarious. So me and Jes knew that she could help us find a cab after we saw her waiting for one outside our dorm last week when she was still drunk off of wine from the night before...ANYWAYS...I am off topic as usual...but Nellie hooked us up, called the cab for us and everything, and we made it there and our driver was really cool...so he was taking us back from the office and this big truck runs a stopsign and cuts him off...these were his words..."Most people arn't so tough when they don't have their metal shields." Isn't that great? Anyways...then I come back to fine John Mayer sleeping on Kara's bed. He awakens and insists that we read Socrates and do a dialogue. We had parts and everything. It was good times. Now I have just almost finished my paper and I am happy. I hope all of you are well. Here are my two closing quotes:

"The best control is knowing there is no such thing."

"dad says there are 24 useable hours in every day..." Empire Records (thanks so Stephina for both of these)