I SHIT YOU NOT!
Holy Crap, I got promoted today.
Normally that wouldn't be such a big deal, but I have seriously been fucking up lately.
SERIOUSLY!!! I come in late every single day! Well... I'm late on the days that I actually DO show up. Lately I have been calling in on average of 2 to 3 times a week. I even called in stupid a couple of weeks ago. Damn Its impossible to get fired from the county. If I was my boss I would have fired my ass a month ago.
It just goes to show what a fucked up world we live in.
Remember this next time you are standing in line at some Gov. institution.