Dear Georgie
For the President of the United States:
I have a modest proposal for you sir, a way to solve two large problems. Allow me to outline two of your big problems for you: first, that whole Iraq thing has led people who don't agree with your ideals or people who are afraid of risking their lives to not join the army. Second, huge budget deficits you created and your lack of any real desire to fix it has currently doomed Social Security.
My solution, kills two birds with one stone Georgie. Draft baby-boomers into the army. There are MILLIONS of baby boomers, and all they are doing is bankrupting Social Security. With that many baby boomers in the army, you could afford to conjure up 2 or 3 more wars--you could expand the axis of evil to include all sorts of countries! Best of all if a boomer dies, you don't have to pay them Social Security! Young people don't even vote, so once you eliminate the boomers, and take away the right to vote for minorities, gays and women you can stay in power as long as you want with no electorate--who's to stop you?
And for everyone else:
Spanglish was pretty good, I liked Adam Sandler did really well as a serious actor, the white people are all about money got a little over-played, but it was a good movie.
Kinsey is decent, and I recommend it if you're interested in Kinsey's work, like social history, and like documentaries (its not really a documentary, but closer than a biopic needs to be).
If you're ever at home or in the car @ 4pm on Saturday, turn NPR on the nearest radio and listen to Car Talk. Very entertaining even if you don't like cars at all. Only radio show I try to listen to regularly.
http://www.wallypleasant.com because for 12 bucks you can get a REAL Wally CD shipped to you, and you'll laugh and enjoy it for the rest of your life.
We enjoyed a lovely Lugnuts game last night (the lugs won 14-13). 13 innings of baseball for only 8 bucks a head (or 7.50... or even 6.50 for lawn seats), plus on Thirsty Thursdays: Molsons, sodas and wings (4) are only 2 bucks!
I have a modest proposal for you sir, a way to solve two large problems. Allow me to outline two of your big problems for you: first, that whole Iraq thing has led people who don't agree with your ideals or people who are afraid of risking their lives to not join the army. Second, huge budget deficits you created and your lack of any real desire to fix it has currently doomed Social Security.
My solution, kills two birds with one stone Georgie. Draft baby-boomers into the army. There are MILLIONS of baby boomers, and all they are doing is bankrupting Social Security. With that many baby boomers in the army, you could afford to conjure up 2 or 3 more wars--you could expand the axis of evil to include all sorts of countries! Best of all if a boomer dies, you don't have to pay them Social Security! Young people don't even vote, so once you eliminate the boomers, and take away the right to vote for minorities, gays and women you can stay in power as long as you want with no electorate--who's to stop you?
And for everyone else:
Spanglish was pretty good, I liked Adam Sandler did really well as a serious actor, the white people are all about money got a little over-played, but it was a good movie.
Kinsey is decent, and I recommend it if you're interested in Kinsey's work, like social history, and like documentaries (its not really a documentary, but closer than a biopic needs to be).
If you're ever at home or in the car @ 4pm on Saturday, turn NPR on the nearest radio and listen to Car Talk. Very entertaining even if you don't like cars at all. Only radio show I try to listen to regularly.
http://www.wallypleasant.com because for 12 bucks you can get a REAL Wally CD shipped to you, and you'll laugh and enjoy it for the rest of your life.
We enjoyed a lovely Lugnuts game last night (the lugs won 14-13). 13 innings of baseball for only 8 bucks a head (or 7.50... or even 6.50 for lawn seats), plus on Thirsty Thursdays: Molsons, sodas and wings (4) are only 2 bucks!