you know its weird that i normally only cuss when im in an oh so delightful mood or a super spectacularly horrid mood. ^_^ so anyways, even if youre a female, take this please. shut up
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1. do you wish i would die? no 2. do you think you could persuade me to get drunk? no, you might end up like my grandma 3. do you think im suicidal? i dont know, cant ever tell these days about ppl 4. do you have feelings for me? you are my friend. 5. do you consider me youre friend? uh, yes. 6. would you lie to me? no. 7. would you have sex with me? negative 8. am i capable of murder? no. 9. am i smart? duh. 10. am i stupid? yea, but you do it on purpose 11. am i crazy? yea 12. do you think i like you? no 13. do you think i hate you? yes 14. do you think im bulemic/anorexic? no, you just eat slow 15. do you think i cut myself? i dont know 16. do you think i would tell you if i did 14 or 15? you best 17. do you think im a virgin? yes 18. do i bore you? no, you're funny as shit 19. would you let me kiss you? on the cheek. 20. would i let you kiss me? i doubt it, you're kind of homophobe 21. would you date me? no, i already told you, i dont swing that way. 22. do you think you would let me sleep in your bed .. and just sleep? sure 23. do you think you could love me? sure, like a fat kid loves cake 24. do you think youre always right? i know i am 25. do you think you could give me everything i need? no 26. do you think ive ever been to a psychiatrist? i dont know, but dont be ashamed if you have, because i have too! 27. do you think im lying? about what? 28. can i trust you enough to tell you who i am? what the fuck 29. do you understand me? sometimes 30. do you know me? yea, you are rachel simpson, and you like to color
i'm watching dr. phil, its hilarious. add me hotshit. see you in chorus, i'll sing you a song. <3
2. do you think you could persuade me to get drunk? no, you might end up like my grandma
3. do you think im suicidal? i dont know, cant ever tell these days about ppl
4. do you have feelings for me? you are my friend.
5. do you consider me youre friend? uh, yes.
6. would you lie to me? no.
7. would you have sex with me? negative
8. am i capable of murder? no.
9. am i smart? duh.
10. am i stupid? yea, but you do it on purpose
11. am i crazy? yea
12. do you think i like you? no
13. do you think i hate you? yes
14. do you think im bulemic/anorexic? no, you just eat slow
15. do you think i cut myself? i dont know
16. do you think i would tell you if i did 14 or 15? you best
17. do you think im a virgin? yes
18. do i bore you? no, you're funny as shit
19. would you let me kiss you? on the cheek.
20. would i let you kiss me? i doubt it, you're kind of homophobe
21. would you date me? no, i already told you, i dont swing that way.
22. do you think you would let me sleep in your bed .. and just sleep? sure
23. do you think you could love me? sure, like a fat kid loves cake
24. do you think youre always right? i know i am
25. do you think you could give me everything i need? no
26. do you think ive ever been to a psychiatrist? i dont know, but dont be ashamed if you have, because i have too!
27. do you think im lying? about what?
28. can i trust you enough to tell you who i am? what the fuck
29. do you understand me? sometimes
30. do you know me? yea, you are rachel simpson, and you like to color
i'm watching dr. phil, its hilarious.
add me hotshit.
see you in chorus, i'll sing you a song.
<3
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