VANITY!
here are some awesome answers to questions in various surveys i have taken!
[Twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
i just picked a cheeto out of my back tooth
8. Are you friends with your neighbors?
one neighbor has a dog that will eat your face. but they are nice. the other neighbors have a dog that they leave outside ALL THE TIME. they are douchebags. the people behind me has a dog that i spray with the hose a lot. i think they're snobs.
20. Have you ever had a crush on your brother or sister's friends?
you mean MY friends
24. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donations?
my life is a donation to the greater good of humankind
27. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
come on survey, everyone knows liz
7. What was your favorite subject?
today i got an emal with the subject: was whom firth
19. What's the one thing on your mind?
always willie nelson
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
i smoked alfred twice in balderdash. he wasn't there
8.Thrown up at the dentist: who does that
Q - Quitter: proba
Of your friends who has the sexiest voice? clance
What's your favorite Greek myth? it's proMEtheus!
What would the message of your ideal fortune cookie be? look to your left, this meal's on shaq
Who do you have the most in common with of all the people you know? fulms
Were you ever attacked by an animal? i would say constantly
What can change the nature of a man? a tornado
Sum yourself up in a song lyric: i use a word that don't mean nothing like loopdid
What's the hardest thing you've ever had to do? that jigsaw puzzle at the plimptons
20. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
probably, but keep in mind i also pretty much have a crush on omar infante right now
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
middley
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
animal dance
32. do you watch 30+ hours of TV a week: yeah, probably. and by that i mean yes, definitely.
7. What is your favorite pets name?
i love all the pets i've had, but name wise, dog-mullet the conqueror: conquistador of the east is probably tops.
also there are a lot of questions that say "who do you want to date" or something like that. i almost always answer those with shaq. JUST SAYING!
[Twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
i just picked a cheeto out of my back tooth
8. Are you friends with your neighbors?
one neighbor has a dog that will eat your face. but they are nice. the other neighbors have a dog that they leave outside ALL THE TIME. they are douchebags. the people behind me has a dog that i spray with the hose a lot. i think they're snobs.
20. Have you ever had a crush on your brother or sister's friends?
you mean MY friends
24. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donations?
my life is a donation to the greater good of humankind
27. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
come on survey, everyone knows liz
7. What was your favorite subject?
today i got an emal with the subject: was whom firth
19. What's the one thing on your mind?
always willie nelson
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
i smoked alfred twice in balderdash. he wasn't there
8.Thrown up at the dentist: who does that
Q - Quitter: proba
Of your friends who has the sexiest voice? clance
What's your favorite Greek myth? it's proMEtheus!
What would the message of your ideal fortune cookie be? look to your left, this meal's on shaq
Who do you have the most in common with of all the people you know? fulms
Were you ever attacked by an animal? i would say constantly
What can change the nature of a man? a tornado
Sum yourself up in a song lyric: i use a word that don't mean nothing like loopdid
What's the hardest thing you've ever had to do? that jigsaw puzzle at the plimptons
20. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
probably, but keep in mind i also pretty much have a crush on omar infante right now
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
middley
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
animal dance
32. do you watch 30+ hours of TV a week: yeah, probably. and by that i mean yes, definitely.
7. What is your favorite pets name?
i love all the pets i've had, but name wise, dog-mullet the conqueror: conquistador of the east is probably tops.
also there are a lot of questions that say "who do you want to date" or something like that. i almost always answer those with shaq. JUST SAYING!