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Hello again. I am looking to buy a nice crane for fairly cheap. It turns out these are a lot better than a stupid car.
The Chamber is the worst place ever made. If you think that going here is a good idea then you should die. This is where you go if you have no head. Whoever runs this place is probably retarded and blind. The music that they play makes you feel like an idiot. I don't know how DUN DEEN DUN DEEN DUN DEE DEE DUN DEEN four thousand times in a row is suddenly everyone's favorite music. A rock could accidentally make music better than that.
Advice
If the neighbors torch your lawn furniture say they're great neighbors and
give them a coupon. This confuses them and they move away.
If you are in a Polynesian island country and a native wants your camera
tell him sorry he has to wait until his birthday and if he says it's his
birthday jump into a large vat of jelly beans and the native will make a
large stone head and then leave.
If a yak comes to your door giving out brochures advertising a local
pawn shop ride the yak and start your own Jurassic Park with common
household pets that are genetically altered.
If you wish you were an Oscar Meyer weiner, due to medical advances
you no longer have to wish.
The Chamber is the worst place ever made. If you think that going here is a good idea then you should die. This is where you go if you have no head. Whoever runs this place is probably retarded and blind. The music that they play makes you feel like an idiot. I don't know how DUN DEEN DUN DEEN DUN DEE DEE DUN DEEN four thousand times in a row is suddenly everyone's favorite music. A rock could accidentally make music better than that.
Advice
If the neighbors torch your lawn furniture say they're great neighbors and
give them a coupon. This confuses them and they move away.
If you are in a Polynesian island country and a native wants your camera
tell him sorry he has to wait until his birthday and if he says it's his
birthday jump into a large vat of jelly beans and the native will make a
large stone head and then leave.
If a yak comes to your door giving out brochures advertising a local
pawn shop ride the yak and start your own Jurassic Park with common
household pets that are genetically altered.
If you wish you were an Oscar Meyer weiner, due to medical advances
you no longer have to wish.