fun with sam
lil weasie 42: you, youre witty with writing papers hahah
lil weasie 42: how do i compare myself to the magi
witchhunterninja: haha
witchhunterninja: what?
lil weasie 42: i have to write a thoerlogy poaper, and tell why i am either like the angel gabriel (the messenger) or the vigrin mary, or the 3 wisemen
lil weasie 42: i was thinking gabriel but this can be only a page and i couldnt cut it down
lil weasie 42: i was thinking wisemen because 'im searching for god' like they were for jesus
witchhunterninja: do marry and say
witchhunterninja: "im a whore but everyone likes to think im innocent
witchhunterninja: "
lil weasie 42: hahhaha
lil weasie 42: that will win my teaher over
witchhunterninja: he should think its funny
witchhunterninja: although you go to a catholic church
witchhunterninja: so maybe not
witchhunterninja: if I were a teacher id give you an A
lil weasie 42: haha
lil weasie 42: its a lady
lil weasie 42: who happens to be insane anyways
witchhunterninja: you could also say something about how the three wisemen thought they were really jesus' dad
witchhunterninja: s
witchhunterninja: and you can do a three and a half men type deal
lil weasie 42: did they really?
witchhunterninja: you know
lil weasie 42: haha i never knew this
witchhunterninja: because mary was a whore
lil weasie 42: and im catholic?
lil weasie 42: oh tre
witchhunterninja: get it
witchhunterninja: huh?
witchhunterninja: mary was a whore, so she was sleeping with three different guys
witchhunterninja: without a sheep skin condom id like to add
witchhunterninja: or maybe a bunch of romans ran train on her
witchhunterninja: and joesph married here so she wouldn't be hanged for being a whore
lil weasie 42: hahaha or stoned to death
witchhunterninja: haha
witchhunterninja: yeah they make her smoke weed until she dies
witchhunterninja: its almost impossible to od on weed
lil weasie 42: hahah
lil weasie 42: thats why they poisoned her
witchhunterninja: ah
witchhunterninja: maybe they laced her weed with crack
witchhunterninja: and let her keep coming back for more
lil weasie 42: so then they made her an addict, and when they took it off of her she craved being a sut
lil weasie 42: slut*
witchhunterninja: haha
witchhunterninja: not quite
witchhunterninja: she racked up quite the debt due to her addiction
witchhunterninja: so she had to sell her body to anyone who was willing
lil weasie 42: so the onnly wya to pay it off was to sleep with them
lil weasie 42: yep
lil weasie 42: hhah
witchhunterninja: and that included the three wisemen, the romans, the phallisies, and priests
witchhunterninja: but it wasn't enough
witchhunterninja: so she was sold into slavery
witchhunterninja: where Joeseph a prosperous carpenter
witchhunterninja: bought her as a second wife
witchhunterninja: Joeseph's wife was killed in a freak trade wagon barbarian raid
lil weasie 42: hahhaha
lil weasie 42: i love you seriously
witchhunterninja: haha
lil weasie 42: did he become a man slut then or no
lil weasie 42: he just rebelled and killed all the slaves
witchhunterninja: no he bought a pregant mary magdaline
lil weasie 42: haha
witchhunterninja: he didn't know it at the time
witchhunterninja: and he wanted her to have an abortion
lil weasie 42: did she sleep with herod too
lil weasie 42: or is that the wrong generation
witchhunterninja: he even took her to the back alley abortion clinic
lil weasie 42: hahah
lil weasie 42: so they stoned the baby
lil weasie 42: but not her face
witchhunterninja: where they stuck a javalin into your lower stomach
witchhunterninja: but in a miraculous way
lil weasie 42: hahahha
lil weasie 42: this is HORRIBLE
witchhunterninja: the angel gabe came down and spoke to Joe
lil weasie 42: they are going to create a hell, just for the 2 of us
witchhunterninja: "first off, no one likes your garden gnomes they will never catch on, and second the kid is God's, he likes to keep a low profile, he has a thing for crack whores,
witchhunterninja: and right now he has the clap
witchhunterninja: but he wants the kid to be born
witchhunterninja: but he doesn't want anyone to know its his
witchhunterninja: so its your responsibility
witchhunterninja: "
witchhunterninja: to which Joespeh said he wanted a garunteed spot into heaven if he raised the child
witchhunterninja: gabe agreed
witchhunterninja: and set something up with saint peter
witchhunterninja: after Jesus' 18 birthday
lil weasie 42: hahahah
lil weasie 42: i wish this would all fit into my info
witchhunterninja: Joeseph went on a bender and killed 9 sheep, 3 thai-hookers, and molested Judas
lil weasie 42: judas deserved it though
witchhunterninja: Judas seeking revenge on Joeseph
lil weasie 42: he was secretly frollockingg with peter among the sheep
witchhunterninja: agreed to become Jesus' man slave
lil weasie 42: so then why didnt jesus jhust make him die on the cross
witchhunterninja: and him and Jesus became lovers
witchhunterninja: but one day
witchhunterninja: Judas caught Jesus with Simon
witchhunterninja: Jesus suggested a three-way
lil weasie 42: what did judas say
witchhunterninja: Judas freaked
witchhunterninja: and betrayed Jesus to the romans
witchhunterninja: you see
witchhunterninja: Jesus was running an illegal
witchhunterninja: child porn, and prostituition ring from within his cult
lil weasie 42: how dare he, and he didnt even btoher to include judas
lil weasie 42: tahts why he was so upset, he pretended to be freaked out but really he was jealous because no little kids wanted him
witchhunterninja: so Jesus was taken by the romans
witchhunterninja: and put on a cross
witchhunterninja: which goes to show
witchhunterninja: you
witchhunterninja: hell have no fury like a gay lover scorned
lil weasie 42: hahhaha
lil weasie 42: this made my week
lil weasie 42: how do i compare myself to the magi
witchhunterninja: haha
witchhunterninja: what?
lil weasie 42: i have to write a thoerlogy poaper, and tell why i am either like the angel gabriel (the messenger) or the vigrin mary, or the 3 wisemen
lil weasie 42: i was thinking gabriel but this can be only a page and i couldnt cut it down
lil weasie 42: i was thinking wisemen because 'im searching for god' like they were for jesus
witchhunterninja: do marry and say
witchhunterninja: "im a whore but everyone likes to think im innocent
witchhunterninja: "
lil weasie 42: hahhaha
lil weasie 42: that will win my teaher over
witchhunterninja: he should think its funny
witchhunterninja: although you go to a catholic church
witchhunterninja: so maybe not
witchhunterninja: if I were a teacher id give you an A
lil weasie 42: haha
lil weasie 42: its a lady
lil weasie 42: who happens to be insane anyways
witchhunterninja: you could also say something about how the three wisemen thought they were really jesus' dad
witchhunterninja: s
witchhunterninja: and you can do a three and a half men type deal
lil weasie 42: did they really?
witchhunterninja: you know
lil weasie 42: haha i never knew this
witchhunterninja: because mary was a whore
lil weasie 42: and im catholic?
lil weasie 42: oh tre
witchhunterninja: get it
witchhunterninja: huh?
witchhunterninja: mary was a whore, so she was sleeping with three different guys
witchhunterninja: without a sheep skin condom id like to add
witchhunterninja: or maybe a bunch of romans ran train on her
witchhunterninja: and joesph married here so she wouldn't be hanged for being a whore
lil weasie 42: hahaha or stoned to death
witchhunterninja: haha
witchhunterninja: yeah they make her smoke weed until she dies
witchhunterninja: its almost impossible to od on weed
lil weasie 42: hahah
lil weasie 42: thats why they poisoned her
witchhunterninja: ah
witchhunterninja: maybe they laced her weed with crack
witchhunterninja: and let her keep coming back for more
lil weasie 42: so then they made her an addict, and when they took it off of her she craved being a sut
lil weasie 42: slut*
witchhunterninja: haha
witchhunterninja: not quite
witchhunterninja: she racked up quite the debt due to her addiction
witchhunterninja: so she had to sell her body to anyone who was willing
lil weasie 42: so the onnly wya to pay it off was to sleep with them
lil weasie 42: yep
lil weasie 42: hhah
witchhunterninja: and that included the three wisemen, the romans, the phallisies, and priests
witchhunterninja: but it wasn't enough
witchhunterninja: so she was sold into slavery
witchhunterninja: where Joeseph a prosperous carpenter
witchhunterninja: bought her as a second wife
witchhunterninja: Joeseph's wife was killed in a freak trade wagon barbarian raid
lil weasie 42: hahhaha
lil weasie 42: i love you seriously
witchhunterninja: haha
lil weasie 42: did he become a man slut then or no
lil weasie 42: he just rebelled and killed all the slaves
witchhunterninja: no he bought a pregant mary magdaline
lil weasie 42: haha
witchhunterninja: he didn't know it at the time
witchhunterninja: and he wanted her to have an abortion
lil weasie 42: did she sleep with herod too
lil weasie 42: or is that the wrong generation
witchhunterninja: he even took her to the back alley abortion clinic
lil weasie 42: hahah
lil weasie 42: so they stoned the baby
lil weasie 42: but not her face
witchhunterninja: where they stuck a javalin into your lower stomach
witchhunterninja: but in a miraculous way
lil weasie 42: hahahha
lil weasie 42: this is HORRIBLE
witchhunterninja: the angel gabe came down and spoke to Joe
lil weasie 42: they are going to create a hell, just for the 2 of us
witchhunterninja: "first off, no one likes your garden gnomes they will never catch on, and second the kid is God's, he likes to keep a low profile, he has a thing for crack whores,
witchhunterninja: and right now he has the clap
witchhunterninja: but he wants the kid to be born
witchhunterninja: but he doesn't want anyone to know its his
witchhunterninja: so its your responsibility
witchhunterninja: "
witchhunterninja: to which Joespeh said he wanted a garunteed spot into heaven if he raised the child
witchhunterninja: gabe agreed
witchhunterninja: and set something up with saint peter
witchhunterninja: after Jesus' 18 birthday
lil weasie 42: hahahah
lil weasie 42: i wish this would all fit into my info
witchhunterninja: Joeseph went on a bender and killed 9 sheep, 3 thai-hookers, and molested Judas
lil weasie 42: judas deserved it though
witchhunterninja: Judas seeking revenge on Joeseph
lil weasie 42: he was secretly frollockingg with peter among the sheep
witchhunterninja: agreed to become Jesus' man slave
lil weasie 42: so then why didnt jesus jhust make him die on the cross
witchhunterninja: and him and Jesus became lovers
witchhunterninja: but one day
witchhunterninja: Judas caught Jesus with Simon
witchhunterninja: Jesus suggested a three-way
lil weasie 42: what did judas say
witchhunterninja: Judas freaked
witchhunterninja: and betrayed Jesus to the romans
witchhunterninja: you see
witchhunterninja: Jesus was running an illegal
witchhunterninja: child porn, and prostituition ring from within his cult
lil weasie 42: how dare he, and he didnt even btoher to include judas
lil weasie 42: tahts why he was so upset, he pretended to be freaked out but really he was jealous because no little kids wanted him
witchhunterninja: so Jesus was taken by the romans
witchhunterninja: and put on a cross
witchhunterninja: which goes to show
witchhunterninja: you
witchhunterninja: hell have no fury like a gay lover scorned
lil weasie 42: hahhaha
lil weasie 42: this made my week