A Little Halloween Prank - Oneshot - ReitaxRuki, KaixUruha (Hint)
A Little Halloween Prank
Oneshot
Rating: PG13 - R
Warnings: MxM relationship, strong language, prank
Pairings: ReitaxRuki, KaixUruha (hint)
Genre: AU, Crack, Humor
Summary: There’s nothing wrong with a few harmless pranks; especially on Halloween. What couldn’t be more fun than going from house to house getting candy dressed up as the scariest thing? What wasn’t more fun than getting a few of your friends with a funny scare?
Comments: Grammar, spelling mistakes, etc. It’s the month of Halloween! So, every Friday, I will try my absolute best and post something Halloween-y. Demons, Werewolves, Vampires, etc; we’ll see where my muses take me XD
I tried my absolute best with this one. I wanted to try and do something utterly funny and after watching several Halloween prank videos and a certain one, this is the result. I hope I did good ^^
So, enjoy! ♥♥♥
Songs Inspiration: blink-182 - Feeling This
Dropping his backpack as they entered his and his boyfriends shared apartment, Ruki went straight for the couch and belly flopped. Taking a deep breath and screaming into the cushions of the couch, Reita merely watching on with an apologetic smile. His brunette lover hadn’t had the best start to Halloween, no thanks to their friend, Aoi.
Sure, it was Halloween and what isn’t fun about the holiday, right?
Their friend Uruha was the first to receive the prank of the day and no doubt he was giving his boyfriend Kai an earful of how much of a jackass Aoi was. As well as, the guy was never staying the night ever again. Because waking up to a large fake spider on your pillow works better than coffee.
When you’re the target of a little pranking though, there’s a lot wrong. The blonde wasn’t even sure if he’d ever seen or heard his boyfriend scream so loud in his life; at least, when the two of them aren’t in bed. On top of that, Reita was surprised that his boyfriend hadn’t castrated Aoi right then and there.
It was a harmless garden snake. Yes, it was quite the surprise; okay, more than a surprise. But, the blonde is pretty sure the snake was more scared than his lover than anything right then.
The snake hadn’t stopped playing dead, until it was put back in its cage. Being grabbed and then thrown in the air, all the while, someone was screaming bloody murder at the top of their lungs. Yeah, Reita is pretty sure the snake was a little more traumatized than his boyfriend.
That poor snake.
Wincing as Ruki released another frustrated battle cry, Reita slowly went around the couch. Taking a seat on the arm rest, he rubbed the back soothingly, “you alright baby?”
There was slight shuffle from the laid out body and then, there was a low muffled reply that had the blonde chuckling. Standing back up, he moved around, easily lifted the body and pulled the shorter onto his lap. Cocking a brow at the still pouting brunette and he waited patiently.
Rolling his eyes, Ruki groaned, “No, I’m not okay, Reita. Aoi is such a fucking asshole!”
Snorting as his lover grabbed the pillow and began to strangle with ferocity, Reita momentarily thought he should have just let him have at his at best friend. Taking the pillow away and tossing it over the back of the couch, he put a hand on the back of the neck and pulled Ruki to him. Kissing the brunette passionately in hope to calm the ferociousness of his lover; it worked as tense shoulders relaxed and the kiss returned.
Pulling away, Reita had a thought, “how about we get him back; us, Uruha and Kai?”
“How the hell are we going to do that?”
“It’ll be easy,” the blonde grinned widely. Easing the other off of him, he reached into his pocket for his cell phone, “we’re all going to that Halloween party tonight, right. We just get him wasted and we’ll scare the shit out of him.”
Cocking a brow, Ruki leaned back against the couch, “how do you propose we do that? He’ll be expecting me and Uru to retaliate for those stupid pranks.”
“You still got those sleeping pills, don’t you?” he asked as his fingers flew over the screen of his cell. A few more taps and looked at his boyfriend, “and you did save my one costume from two years ago, right?”
Making a face as he thought about it, he gave a faint nod, “of course, how do you think I sleep at night when you ain’t giving me any? And, I put that costume up on the top shelf in the closet. Reita, what are you planning?”
“I have to go to the store,” he suddenly announced as he got off the couch.
“Reita,” Ruki turned around on the couch. Moaning when the blonde came back and kissed him deeply, he breathed out softly, “damn baby, you’re turning me on.”
“I’ll be back,” he smirked. “Don’t start without me.”
Leaning on the back of the couch, he called, “I make no promises.”
~*~*~
Setting the white nurses cap atop his head, he fixed bits of hair strands so it sat perfectly. A quick glance into the mirror and he found his boyfriend already dressed in his 20’s Gangster costume just staring at him. There was that look in his eye that told Ruki the man was feeling a little mischievous.
“The answer is no,” Ruki retorted. Leaning over the counter and fixing his Smokey eye makeup, he glanced up again; Reita was still staring, except his gaze was now focused on his ass. “It’s still no.”
“C’mon, babe,” the blonde leaned against the frame, “just a quickie?”
“No,” he smiled with a shake of his head. “You’ll mess up my makeup and my hair. I got it just the way I want it. You know how me and Uruha get competitive over who’s costume looks sexier.”
“You sure you weren’t a woman before I met you?” Reita asked jokingly.
“Keep it up;” Ruki warned darkly, “you won’t be getting any for the rest of the year.”
Heaving a heavy sigh, the dressed man retorted absentmindedly, “if that’s how you want to play, then, you can pull the joke off yourself.”
That caught Ruki’s attention. Narrowing his eyes, he looked at the man in the reflection. Oh that little shit.
Biting his bright red lips seductively, he turned around, leaning against the bathroom counter. A slow beckon curling motion of his finger and his sexily dressed man came to him. Raising a white stalking leg and caressed the inseam of the blonde’s thigh, gently pressing his knee against the very prominent bulge between strong legs.
A tongue running over the top row of his teeth, he purred, “you’re being quite naughty, Rei.”
“You should probably do something about that,” the taller groaned.
Pulling the other to him, licking a trail up the neck to an ear with a sly smirk, “you help me first and when we get home, I’ll give you a nice reward. We’ll have all night long when we get home.”
Groaning as that hot tongue flicked along his piercing, Reita nodded, “anything baby.”
Pulling away with a triumph smile, he shoved the blonde, “that’s what I thought. Now, go call Kai and Uruha, make sure everything is ready.”
“I hate it when you do that,” he glared at his partner.
Waving off the remark, he grinned back at his boyfriend, “you love it when I tease you. Cause it means later on, you can spank me.”
With a shake of his head, Reita left the brunette to finish up his costume. Finding his cell and calling their two friends to confirm that their prank was all set up. Aoi was going to hate them for the rest of their lives for what they were about to do to him.
“Yo bitch,” the person on the other line greeted.
“Hey ass,” the blonde greeted back, “you guys got everything ready?”
“Yeah, we did,” the man chuckled softly, “we got the bathroom all set up; I can’t fucking wait; Aoi is going to be so fucking pissed at us.”
Laughing along with his friend, Reita glanced down the hall, “well, this is what he gets for messing with our boyfriends. Anyways, we’re just about to leave; meet you guys there.”
“We’re already here with Aoi; later man.”
Ending the call, he yelled down the hall to Ruki, “babe! They’re already there; hurry up.”
Coming out of the bathroom carrying a pair of white leather knee high boots, he quickly struck a pose for the blonde. Giving his lover a wink, “what do you think; do I look fucking sexy or what.”
“You’re seriously asking the wrong person,” Reita snorted, grabbing a back pack and going through it quickly. “I fuck you on quite the regular basis; even in those wine colored corduroy pants I found you sexy and asked you out on a date.”
“Thank you for reminding me of a time in tenth grade of how bad my taste in clothes was,” the brunette gave a roll of his eyes as he straightened up.
“Babe,” he looked at the shorter with a serious expression, “everyone’s taste in clothes during tenth grade was bad. Even my clothes looked bad; I looked like I should have been on a fucking billboard for Salvation Army or one of those campaigns for starving children.”
“That’s true,” he shrugged.
“Can we please go now?” Reita sighed, swinging the bag over his shoulder.
A huff and roll of eyes, Ruki nodded. Taking a coat from the rack, he handed it to the man dressed as nurse with a smile. The man took it with another roll of his eyes and shrugged it on.
~*~*~
Walking to the party, Ruki was glad that Reita had given him the coat. It was freezing balls out here. The other thing, he was so fucking glad that the party was close to their place. Had it been any further, his feet were going to hurt like hell.
“I got to toss this in the back of Kai’s car,” Reita announced, going to said car and putting the back pack inside. Pausing to reach into the side pocket and pull out a small container with white powder.
“What’s that?” Ruki asked eyeing it.
“The sleeping pills,” the blonde grinned.
Crossing his arms over his chest, he frowned, “how many did you crush up?”
“I figured two would have been good enough,” he gave a shrug and pocketed it. “But, with the alcohol, I’ll just add a bit at a time.”
“He’s quite the lightweight,” he chuckled.
Putting an arm around his boyfriend’s shoulders and giving him a quick kiss, “let’s do this.”
Walking into the house party, Reita and Ruki quickly found their three friends. Kai was dressed as werewolf, Uruah was apparently catwoman and Aoi was a mummy. Things were already falling into place for the prank as the dressed honey blonde handed their friend another beer. And, as not to draw suspicion from the raven haired male, Uruha offered Reita a beer and Ruki some kind of alcoholic concoction.
“Hey, Ruki,” Aoi put an around the small shoulders of the brunette an hour later, leaning in, “no hard feelings about earlier, right?”
“I don’t know,” he grumbled, trying to get out of the hold, “that was a dick move. Who puts a real fucking snake in someone’s bag? Sure, a rubber snake, but, a fucking real snake; are you serious?”
“Dude, it was a joke,” Aoi rolled his eyes.
“Uruha was pretty pissed about what you did this morning,” he cocked a brow.
“Jeez, you two,” he threw his hands up, “It’s just a fucking joke.”
Laughing, Ruki nodded, “yeah, I guess it was funny.”
“That’s the spirit,” he smacked the brunette on the shoulder.
Walking up to the two guys, Reita handed his friend a beer, “here.”
Slipping his arm around the shoulder of his sexily dressed boyfriend in a nurse outfit, grinning as his friend took a drink. Giving his brunette boyfriend a knowing look, he chuckled softly and they continued on in having fun at the party. All the while, Ruki kept a close on their dear joker of a friend and when he noticed that the man was beginning to stagger a bit, he nudged Reita.
Taking a quick glance at his watch, he snickered, “Guess, he’s not as much of a lightweight as we thought.”
“Now what do we do?” Ruki whispered.
“Give him a few more beers,” Reita shrugged.
While they wanted to teach their friend a lesson, they didn’t want anything bad to happen to the inebriated man. Ruki went in search for Uruha and Kai, finding them not far. Telling them about Aoi’s condition, they all watched the man closely.
Fifteen minutes later, Aoi had staggered his way to the couch, sat down and passed out. With grins on their faces, Kai and Reita lifted the other off the couch and carried him out to the car. Piling in and going to Uruha’s place with Kai.
It was tricky getting the raven haired man out of the car; because he was all dead weight. The blonde and brown haired men struggled to keep from dropping their friend.
“Get the door Uru,” Kai hissed, shifting the heavy weight.
The honey blonde rushed forward at the command, fumbling with the keys in a hurry, nearly dropping the ring of keys. Finally, he managed to steady his hand and got their apartment unlocked. All of them going in, the two carrying in the unconscious body and setting Aoi on the floor.
“You two start putting the ice in the tub,” Reita huffed with the exertion. Removing the hat and taking off his jacket, he looked over at his boyfriend, “did you grab the bag, babe?”
“Right here,” he smiled, holding up the item.
Taking it and giving the brunette a quick kiss, the blonde began to strip. Slicking his hair back and tied a surgeon’s hat around tightly, hiding most of the blonde. Tossing his costume to his lover, he put on teal scrubs that were already bloody from the year before.
“Y’know,” Ruki hummed in thought, looking his boyfriend up and down, “if you keep those on, we can play doctor when we get home.”
There was a low groan from the blonde, “damn, you’re such a tease.”
“It’s just a thought,” the shorter shrugged.
Rolling his eyes, Reita put a white face mask on, followed by latex gloves. Right then, Uruha and Kai came back, “it’s done.”
Nodding towards the fridge, he reached back into the bag and pulled out a container of dark red fake blood, “get the liver out of the fridge will ya?”
Going to the fridge, Ruki pulled the package from the shelf and a plastic bowl. Putting a few handfuls of ice into the bowl, he tore open the packaged liver and set the piece of meat atop of it. Turning around and watching as his lover put the fake blood on the scrubs to make it look fresh.
“He’s going to shit bricks,” Uruha chuckled, looking over the unconscious body on the floor.
Finishing up the last bit of his costume, Reita sighed, “Alright, let’s get him into the tub.”
“Great,” Kai drawled with a sigh.
Lifting Aoi back up, they maneuvered their way down the hall to the bathroom and carefully laid Aoi in the ice filled bathroom. Kai quickly left the bathroom and came back in with the vacuum hose; the both of them working together to make it look as if the man had just been cut open.
Turning to his friend, Reita snickered, “dude, hurry up and get ready.”
“Oh, right, right,” Kai laughed, leaving the bathroom quickly. Coming back a few minutes later, mask gone and his costume was a torn bloody mess, “this work?”
“Yeah,” he gave it a quick look over. A few more touch ups of fake blood, the blonde laughed, “Hand me the smelling salt. Let’s wake this jack ass up.”
Taking the item and with a grin, held it beneath Aoi’s nose as Kai laid on the ground, playing dead. Giving it a few seconds, he quickly pocketed it and rushed out of the bathroom. He, Uruha and Ruki waited just outside the bathroom, hearing the man begin to shift in the ice filled tub. It took them all they had to not bust out laughing, as the other woke.
“What the fuck?” Aoi groaned groggily. Shifting in the tub, he looked around slowly, “what the fuck man!”
The man began to pant with fear as his hazy mind cleared up. Looking at the blood splattered wall of the shower and the ice. Gripping the side of the tub, he looked over and there, in a plastic bowl of ice sitting atop the lid of the toilet was what only looked like some kind of organ.
Looking down at his body, his voice went shrilly, “what the fuck!”
There was a hose duct taped to him and bloody gauze covered it. Aoi’s fear skyrocketed through the roof and he started to freak even more. Clambering to stand in the tub, the bits of ice made it hard and he only slipped back down.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck!”
Pulling at the hose, the other side came loose and more blood came pouring out the end. The faux mummy grabbed the edge of the tub and rolled out of it, landing hard. Coughing out loud, he rolled over, opening his eyes, he screamed loudly.
Pushing himself up and scrambling back against the tub, he cried, “Kai! Oh fuck! Oh fuck, Kai! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!”
Fixing his mask, Reita grabbed the fake bone saw and a needle from Ruki, who then turned with Uruha and rushed down the hall out of sight. With a deep breath and leveling his character, he entered the bathroom. The scream and utter look of terror just about broke the frontage the dressed blonde had going.
Aoi’s eyes darted from the man before him to the body of his best friend. The man in the scrubs took a step toward him and another unmanly scream tore from him. Jumping to his feet in horror shoved the man aside and ran out into the hall with another shrilly scream. Aoi hit the wall full force as he tried to slide to a stop in his terrorized attempt of escaping.
The mummy didn’t get far as he tripped on the hose and the loose bandages. Face planting and sliding across the floor, he looked over his shoulder and there was the man holding the large needle. Screaming at the top of his lungs as the person took large strides toward him, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and yanking him back onto the floor.
“No! Get off of me!” Aoi screamed.
Pushing at the body with all the strength he had, heart and blood pumping in his ears, Aoi didn’t even realize that the man was now laughing at him. Not only was he laughing, there were other’s laughing at him.
Crawling back, he looked wide eyed as the surgeon leaned over the back of a chair, clutching his stomach with laughter. The needle had long been dropped and forgotten. Quickly, he looked around and down the hall, he found Kai on the floor, laughing uncontrollably at him. His friend was dead; he saw his friend face down, dead in a pool of blood!
Head whipping to the other side towards the rest of the laughing, Aoi found Uruha and Ruki, the brunette holding up his cell. The shorter male was currently recording the entire episode.
Lowering the camera, Ruki smirked, “trick or treat asshole.”
Calming down at seeing familiar faces, Aoi’s logic caught up to him. Face turning red in embarrassment and anger, he snarled, “you fuckers are dicks!”
With more laughter, Reita removed the surgical mask, “Aw, c’mon, it was a joke; right guys?”
“Yeah, it was just a little joke,” Uruha cackled.
Slumping back against the wall, the raven haired man cried pathetically, “I hate you fuckers! That was fucked up! I hate you guys! You guys suck.”
“Yeah, well,” Ruki shrugged, lowering the phone, “we think the same about you, but, we’re still your friends.” Patting the face of their friend hard, he stuck out his tongue, “Happy Halloween.”
Oneshot
Rating: PG13 - R
Warnings: MxM relationship, strong language, prank
Pairings: ReitaxRuki, KaixUruha (hint)
Genre: AU, Crack, Humor
Summary: There’s nothing wrong with a few harmless pranks; especially on Halloween. What couldn’t be more fun than going from house to house getting candy dressed up as the scariest thing? What wasn’t more fun than getting a few of your friends with a funny scare?
Comments: Grammar, spelling mistakes, etc. It’s the month of Halloween! So, every Friday, I will try my absolute best and post something Halloween-y. Demons, Werewolves, Vampires, etc; we’ll see where my muses take me XD
I tried my absolute best with this one. I wanted to try and do something utterly funny and after watching several Halloween prank videos and a certain one, this is the result. I hope I did good ^^
So, enjoy! ♥♥♥
Songs Inspiration: blink-182 - Feeling This
Dropping his backpack as they entered his and his boyfriends shared apartment, Ruki went straight for the couch and belly flopped. Taking a deep breath and screaming into the cushions of the couch, Reita merely watching on with an apologetic smile. His brunette lover hadn’t had the best start to Halloween, no thanks to their friend, Aoi.
Sure, it was Halloween and what isn’t fun about the holiday, right?
Their friend Uruha was the first to receive the prank of the day and no doubt he was giving his boyfriend Kai an earful of how much of a jackass Aoi was. As well as, the guy was never staying the night ever again. Because waking up to a large fake spider on your pillow works better than coffee.
When you’re the target of a little pranking though, there’s a lot wrong. The blonde wasn’t even sure if he’d ever seen or heard his boyfriend scream so loud in his life; at least, when the two of them aren’t in bed. On top of that, Reita was surprised that his boyfriend hadn’t castrated Aoi right then and there.
It was a harmless garden snake. Yes, it was quite the surprise; okay, more than a surprise. But, the blonde is pretty sure the snake was more scared than his lover than anything right then.
The snake hadn’t stopped playing dead, until it was put back in its cage. Being grabbed and then thrown in the air, all the while, someone was screaming bloody murder at the top of their lungs. Yeah, Reita is pretty sure the snake was a little more traumatized than his boyfriend.
That poor snake.
Wincing as Ruki released another frustrated battle cry, Reita slowly went around the couch. Taking a seat on the arm rest, he rubbed the back soothingly, “you alright baby?”
There was slight shuffle from the laid out body and then, there was a low muffled reply that had the blonde chuckling. Standing back up, he moved around, easily lifted the body and pulled the shorter onto his lap. Cocking a brow at the still pouting brunette and he waited patiently.
Rolling his eyes, Ruki groaned, “No, I’m not okay, Reita. Aoi is such a fucking asshole!”
Snorting as his lover grabbed the pillow and began to strangle with ferocity, Reita momentarily thought he should have just let him have at his at best friend. Taking the pillow away and tossing it over the back of the couch, he put a hand on the back of the neck and pulled Ruki to him. Kissing the brunette passionately in hope to calm the ferociousness of his lover; it worked as tense shoulders relaxed and the kiss returned.
Pulling away, Reita had a thought, “how about we get him back; us, Uruha and Kai?”
“How the hell are we going to do that?”
“It’ll be easy,” the blonde grinned widely. Easing the other off of him, he reached into his pocket for his cell phone, “we’re all going to that Halloween party tonight, right. We just get him wasted and we’ll scare the shit out of him.”
Cocking a brow, Ruki leaned back against the couch, “how do you propose we do that? He’ll be expecting me and Uru to retaliate for those stupid pranks.”
“You still got those sleeping pills, don’t you?” he asked as his fingers flew over the screen of his cell. A few more taps and looked at his boyfriend, “and you did save my one costume from two years ago, right?”
Making a face as he thought about it, he gave a faint nod, “of course, how do you think I sleep at night when you ain’t giving me any? And, I put that costume up on the top shelf in the closet. Reita, what are you planning?”
“I have to go to the store,” he suddenly announced as he got off the couch.
“Reita,” Ruki turned around on the couch. Moaning when the blonde came back and kissed him deeply, he breathed out softly, “damn baby, you’re turning me on.”
“I’ll be back,” he smirked. “Don’t start without me.”
Leaning on the back of the couch, he called, “I make no promises.”
~*~*~
Setting the white nurses cap atop his head, he fixed bits of hair strands so it sat perfectly. A quick glance into the mirror and he found his boyfriend already dressed in his 20’s Gangster costume just staring at him. There was that look in his eye that told Ruki the man was feeling a little mischievous.
“The answer is no,” Ruki retorted. Leaning over the counter and fixing his Smokey eye makeup, he glanced up again; Reita was still staring, except his gaze was now focused on his ass. “It’s still no.”
“C’mon, babe,” the blonde leaned against the frame, “just a quickie?”
“No,” he smiled with a shake of his head. “You’ll mess up my makeup and my hair. I got it just the way I want it. You know how me and Uruha get competitive over who’s costume looks sexier.”
“You sure you weren’t a woman before I met you?” Reita asked jokingly.
“Keep it up;” Ruki warned darkly, “you won’t be getting any for the rest of the year.”
Heaving a heavy sigh, the dressed man retorted absentmindedly, “if that’s how you want to play, then, you can pull the joke off yourself.”
That caught Ruki’s attention. Narrowing his eyes, he looked at the man in the reflection. Oh that little shit.
Biting his bright red lips seductively, he turned around, leaning against the bathroom counter. A slow beckon curling motion of his finger and his sexily dressed man came to him. Raising a white stalking leg and caressed the inseam of the blonde’s thigh, gently pressing his knee against the very prominent bulge between strong legs.
A tongue running over the top row of his teeth, he purred, “you’re being quite naughty, Rei.”
“You should probably do something about that,” the taller groaned.
Pulling the other to him, licking a trail up the neck to an ear with a sly smirk, “you help me first and when we get home, I’ll give you a nice reward. We’ll have all night long when we get home.”
Groaning as that hot tongue flicked along his piercing, Reita nodded, “anything baby.”
Pulling away with a triumph smile, he shoved the blonde, “that’s what I thought. Now, go call Kai and Uruha, make sure everything is ready.”
“I hate it when you do that,” he glared at his partner.
Waving off the remark, he grinned back at his boyfriend, “you love it when I tease you. Cause it means later on, you can spank me.”
With a shake of his head, Reita left the brunette to finish up his costume. Finding his cell and calling their two friends to confirm that their prank was all set up. Aoi was going to hate them for the rest of their lives for what they were about to do to him.
“Yo bitch,” the person on the other line greeted.
“Hey ass,” the blonde greeted back, “you guys got everything ready?”
“Yeah, we did,” the man chuckled softly, “we got the bathroom all set up; I can’t fucking wait; Aoi is going to be so fucking pissed at us.”
Laughing along with his friend, Reita glanced down the hall, “well, this is what he gets for messing with our boyfriends. Anyways, we’re just about to leave; meet you guys there.”
“We’re already here with Aoi; later man.”
Ending the call, he yelled down the hall to Ruki, “babe! They’re already there; hurry up.”
Coming out of the bathroom carrying a pair of white leather knee high boots, he quickly struck a pose for the blonde. Giving his lover a wink, “what do you think; do I look fucking sexy or what.”
“You’re seriously asking the wrong person,” Reita snorted, grabbing a back pack and going through it quickly. “I fuck you on quite the regular basis; even in those wine colored corduroy pants I found you sexy and asked you out on a date.”
“Thank you for reminding me of a time in tenth grade of how bad my taste in clothes was,” the brunette gave a roll of his eyes as he straightened up.
“Babe,” he looked at the shorter with a serious expression, “everyone’s taste in clothes during tenth grade was bad. Even my clothes looked bad; I looked like I should have been on a fucking billboard for Salvation Army or one of those campaigns for starving children.”
“That’s true,” he shrugged.
“Can we please go now?” Reita sighed, swinging the bag over his shoulder.
A huff and roll of eyes, Ruki nodded. Taking a coat from the rack, he handed it to the man dressed as nurse with a smile. The man took it with another roll of his eyes and shrugged it on.
~*~*~
Walking to the party, Ruki was glad that Reita had given him the coat. It was freezing balls out here. The other thing, he was so fucking glad that the party was close to their place. Had it been any further, his feet were going to hurt like hell.
“I got to toss this in the back of Kai’s car,” Reita announced, going to said car and putting the back pack inside. Pausing to reach into the side pocket and pull out a small container with white powder.
“What’s that?” Ruki asked eyeing it.
“The sleeping pills,” the blonde grinned.
Crossing his arms over his chest, he frowned, “how many did you crush up?”
“I figured two would have been good enough,” he gave a shrug and pocketed it. “But, with the alcohol, I’ll just add a bit at a time.”
“He’s quite the lightweight,” he chuckled.
Putting an arm around his boyfriend’s shoulders and giving him a quick kiss, “let’s do this.”
Walking into the house party, Reita and Ruki quickly found their three friends. Kai was dressed as werewolf, Uruah was apparently catwoman and Aoi was a mummy. Things were already falling into place for the prank as the dressed honey blonde handed their friend another beer. And, as not to draw suspicion from the raven haired male, Uruha offered Reita a beer and Ruki some kind of alcoholic concoction.
“Hey, Ruki,” Aoi put an around the small shoulders of the brunette an hour later, leaning in, “no hard feelings about earlier, right?”
“I don’t know,” he grumbled, trying to get out of the hold, “that was a dick move. Who puts a real fucking snake in someone’s bag? Sure, a rubber snake, but, a fucking real snake; are you serious?”
“Dude, it was a joke,” Aoi rolled his eyes.
“Uruha was pretty pissed about what you did this morning,” he cocked a brow.
“Jeez, you two,” he threw his hands up, “It’s just a fucking joke.”
Laughing, Ruki nodded, “yeah, I guess it was funny.”
“That’s the spirit,” he smacked the brunette on the shoulder.
Walking up to the two guys, Reita handed his friend a beer, “here.”
Slipping his arm around the shoulder of his sexily dressed boyfriend in a nurse outfit, grinning as his friend took a drink. Giving his brunette boyfriend a knowing look, he chuckled softly and they continued on in having fun at the party. All the while, Ruki kept a close on their dear joker of a friend and when he noticed that the man was beginning to stagger a bit, he nudged Reita.
Taking a quick glance at his watch, he snickered, “Guess, he’s not as much of a lightweight as we thought.”
“Now what do we do?” Ruki whispered.
“Give him a few more beers,” Reita shrugged.
While they wanted to teach their friend a lesson, they didn’t want anything bad to happen to the inebriated man. Ruki went in search for Uruha and Kai, finding them not far. Telling them about Aoi’s condition, they all watched the man closely.
Fifteen minutes later, Aoi had staggered his way to the couch, sat down and passed out. With grins on their faces, Kai and Reita lifted the other off the couch and carried him out to the car. Piling in and going to Uruha’s place with Kai.
It was tricky getting the raven haired man out of the car; because he was all dead weight. The blonde and brown haired men struggled to keep from dropping their friend.
“Get the door Uru,” Kai hissed, shifting the heavy weight.
The honey blonde rushed forward at the command, fumbling with the keys in a hurry, nearly dropping the ring of keys. Finally, he managed to steady his hand and got their apartment unlocked. All of them going in, the two carrying in the unconscious body and setting Aoi on the floor.
“You two start putting the ice in the tub,” Reita huffed with the exertion. Removing the hat and taking off his jacket, he looked over at his boyfriend, “did you grab the bag, babe?”
“Right here,” he smiled, holding up the item.
Taking it and giving the brunette a quick kiss, the blonde began to strip. Slicking his hair back and tied a surgeon’s hat around tightly, hiding most of the blonde. Tossing his costume to his lover, he put on teal scrubs that were already bloody from the year before.
“Y’know,” Ruki hummed in thought, looking his boyfriend up and down, “if you keep those on, we can play doctor when we get home.”
There was a low groan from the blonde, “damn, you’re such a tease.”
“It’s just a thought,” the shorter shrugged.
Rolling his eyes, Reita put a white face mask on, followed by latex gloves. Right then, Uruha and Kai came back, “it’s done.”
Nodding towards the fridge, he reached back into the bag and pulled out a container of dark red fake blood, “get the liver out of the fridge will ya?”
Going to the fridge, Ruki pulled the package from the shelf and a plastic bowl. Putting a few handfuls of ice into the bowl, he tore open the packaged liver and set the piece of meat atop of it. Turning around and watching as his lover put the fake blood on the scrubs to make it look fresh.
“He’s going to shit bricks,” Uruha chuckled, looking over the unconscious body on the floor.
Finishing up the last bit of his costume, Reita sighed, “Alright, let’s get him into the tub.”
“Great,” Kai drawled with a sigh.
Lifting Aoi back up, they maneuvered their way down the hall to the bathroom and carefully laid Aoi in the ice filled bathroom. Kai quickly left the bathroom and came back in with the vacuum hose; the both of them working together to make it look as if the man had just been cut open.
Turning to his friend, Reita snickered, “dude, hurry up and get ready.”
“Oh, right, right,” Kai laughed, leaving the bathroom quickly. Coming back a few minutes later, mask gone and his costume was a torn bloody mess, “this work?”
“Yeah,” he gave it a quick look over. A few more touch ups of fake blood, the blonde laughed, “Hand me the smelling salt. Let’s wake this jack ass up.”
Taking the item and with a grin, held it beneath Aoi’s nose as Kai laid on the ground, playing dead. Giving it a few seconds, he quickly pocketed it and rushed out of the bathroom. He, Uruha and Ruki waited just outside the bathroom, hearing the man begin to shift in the ice filled tub. It took them all they had to not bust out laughing, as the other woke.
“What the fuck?” Aoi groaned groggily. Shifting in the tub, he looked around slowly, “what the fuck man!”
The man began to pant with fear as his hazy mind cleared up. Looking at the blood splattered wall of the shower and the ice. Gripping the side of the tub, he looked over and there, in a plastic bowl of ice sitting atop the lid of the toilet was what only looked like some kind of organ.
Looking down at his body, his voice went shrilly, “what the fuck!”
There was a hose duct taped to him and bloody gauze covered it. Aoi’s fear skyrocketed through the roof and he started to freak even more. Clambering to stand in the tub, the bits of ice made it hard and he only slipped back down.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck!”
Pulling at the hose, the other side came loose and more blood came pouring out the end. The faux mummy grabbed the edge of the tub and rolled out of it, landing hard. Coughing out loud, he rolled over, opening his eyes, he screamed loudly.
Pushing himself up and scrambling back against the tub, he cried, “Kai! Oh fuck! Oh fuck, Kai! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!”
Fixing his mask, Reita grabbed the fake bone saw and a needle from Ruki, who then turned with Uruha and rushed down the hall out of sight. With a deep breath and leveling his character, he entered the bathroom. The scream and utter look of terror just about broke the frontage the dressed blonde had going.
Aoi’s eyes darted from the man before him to the body of his best friend. The man in the scrubs took a step toward him and another unmanly scream tore from him. Jumping to his feet in horror shoved the man aside and ran out into the hall with another shrilly scream. Aoi hit the wall full force as he tried to slide to a stop in his terrorized attempt of escaping.
The mummy didn’t get far as he tripped on the hose and the loose bandages. Face planting and sliding across the floor, he looked over his shoulder and there was the man holding the large needle. Screaming at the top of his lungs as the person took large strides toward him, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and yanking him back onto the floor.
“No! Get off of me!” Aoi screamed.
Pushing at the body with all the strength he had, heart and blood pumping in his ears, Aoi didn’t even realize that the man was now laughing at him. Not only was he laughing, there were other’s laughing at him.
Crawling back, he looked wide eyed as the surgeon leaned over the back of a chair, clutching his stomach with laughter. The needle had long been dropped and forgotten. Quickly, he looked around and down the hall, he found Kai on the floor, laughing uncontrollably at him. His friend was dead; he saw his friend face down, dead in a pool of blood!
Head whipping to the other side towards the rest of the laughing, Aoi found Uruha and Ruki, the brunette holding up his cell. The shorter male was currently recording the entire episode.
Lowering the camera, Ruki smirked, “trick or treat asshole.”
Calming down at seeing familiar faces, Aoi’s logic caught up to him. Face turning red in embarrassment and anger, he snarled, “you fuckers are dicks!”
With more laughter, Reita removed the surgical mask, “Aw, c’mon, it was a joke; right guys?”
“Yeah, it was just a little joke,” Uruha cackled.
Slumping back against the wall, the raven haired man cried pathetically, “I hate you fuckers! That was fucked up! I hate you guys! You guys suck.”
“Yeah, well,” Ruki shrugged, lowering the phone, “we think the same about you, but, we’re still your friends.” Patting the face of their friend hard, he stuck out his tongue, “Happy Halloween.”