I Have Returned...
It's been a long time since I've written in this, but for some reason I am back at it again. I am very tired right now, and therefore I will not write a lot. But rest assured, I will return, and I will have something to say, or at least I'll pretend that I have something to say. John Kerry needs 27 more delegates to win the Democratic Nomination. Yeah. He should be able to pick those up on Saturday in Kansas. Maybe one day I will be president...but probably not. I was thinking of running in 2020 and choosing "Crazy" Ed Beranek as my running mate, but I don't know. "Crazy" Ed is pretty damn crazy...America might not be ready for him. Anyway, I'd probably be better as a male prostitute than a president, so, you know. Well, I'm tired so I'll be back later.