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[whackachester]

Today is pretty fun! ♥ I think so, at least~. The City should have more curses like this!

[And if you happen to be a certain blue haired fervant not-so-old man, YOU HAVE A FIREBALL IN A BOX WAITING FOR YOU.]

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[whackanarche]

[Guess what. There's a dead rat in a box waiting for you. B|]

[whackachester]

[Yeah, well.

There's a broom falling on your head now. B|]

[whackanarche]

[YOUR BATHROOM CABINETS, UNHINGED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM.]

[whackachester]

[SOME STORE BOUGHT LOOKING COOKIES, but they were really made by Arche.]

[whackanarche]

[A dung beetle. B|]

[whackachester]

[A stick.]

[whackanarche]

[FIVE MOLDY SANDWICHES that probably taste better than Arche's cooking.]

[whackachester]

[LIGHTING IN A BOX.]

[whackanarche]

[A LUMP OF COAL. B|]

[whackachester]

[CHOCOLATE.

Made by Arche.]

[whackanarche]

[A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE. JUST ONE PIECE.

Made by Chester. :)]

[whackachester]

[... Well, at least that chocolate tastes decent enough.

ANYWAY. There's pink hair dye in your shampoo. Don't worry, it's temporary. :) ]

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[whackanarche]

[SCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM-]

[whackanarche]

[BLUE HAIR DYE TO MATCH YOU AKDSLFJASLKF]

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[whackachester]

[SCREAMING.]

[whackachester]

[HAVE A NERF GUN DART FLYING AT YOUR HEAD]