i like to touch your testicles...or are those eggs?

Jul 18, 2004 11:56

well i am home from mission. it was so much fun. i love it there i always have so much fun! i missed everyone so much!! i love you chicks!
on thursday elena picked me up and it was rush hour so i took her to meet danielle ashley and peter. ashley and danielle were being distant so elena was all like "they hate me" all day but i was like akunna matata! but elena now has a crush on peter because he is a "hot bitch!" we got to mission and got ready to go out. we went to the spectrum to see anchorman--loved it!!-- with elena chris and eric (e to the ric)" i threw a burrito at his head!" after we danced by pf changs because they had music, went to get out car because it was in valet and if you dont get it by 12 they keep it over night! so we like ran to get the car and eric drove us home. the next day elena had work so i spent the day with justin. it was fun. we went to eat at elenas resturaunt and it was gross but we only got salad cuz we are both veg. our server lino whom elena is in love with sucked but we told him to go out with elena. we will soon see if we are persuasive enough.after lunch we went in justins pimped out ride to get movies. hes car is so nice. the ac is this peice of glass that you roll down and it lets the wind through. ( no one will think that is funny but me and him so sorry) we went to the movie place and we convinced the people to let me pee! yay. i had to go so crazy bad! then we got polterguisted and grind. it was funny cuz we were there and hes like do you want me to get you anything else and i was like no but he wanted me to get something so we were looking and we got ring pops. i got him a manly one. it was blue and green and i got a red one. we got married then i ate my ring. i liked his way better though. i am so good at picking stuff out! then elena came home and we went to the store and justin got us snacks. he is my lover. he buys me so much stuff! he got us a mag and doughnuts and all this stuff! we love him. then we went home to watch the movies with chris and this other guy. i forgot his name (sorry). polterguist sucked and i dont know how to spell it. we kinda got restless 1/2 way through. the next day we went shopping and had a dinner party. guest list: heather, her boyfriend, justin, chris, eric, madiline, chrystal, brett. it was so fun by the end of the night it was just me, elena, justin, and chris and it was fun. (we had eric drama) but elenas day was putting vodca in out champagne and it was funny then we busted out the tequilla and we did shots but it was funny cuz after a shot i would take a shot of soy milk cuz tiquilla is gross. lol. i am so lame but awesome. everyone thought i was really drunk but i so wasnt. then i really wanted the pie we got and elena kept walking to me then back to tease me so i just grabbed the pie with my hand and justin gave me a high-5 with the pie hand and we were eating the pie and elena set the pie down to get forks and justine told me to take a bit so i did cuz it was funny then he pushed my head in the pie so i threw it at him. then we finally got the pie on plates and were going to have a pie eatting contest. me and elena left and chris and justin put salt on out pie and it was really gross, but i soon got used to it and kept eating it. what can i say i love the pie.
after they left me and elena wrote a song and were calling people we thought would be up to sing it to them. we sang it to peter. and he said he loved it but i am not sure i beleive him. it was grammy worthy! i will write what i remember:
i saw you standing by the tree
you had blood running from your knee
i like to touch btwn your legs
and feel your testicles, or are those eggs
when im around it you get quite hard
it reminds me of a bar
the bar we took shots of tequilla
and ended making out with mia
ohh that nigh was so beautiful
ohh that night was magical
eventhough we spent it by the trashcan,
it was the most romantic day of my life.

that is all i remember. i hope you liked it.have fun, sip quickly.
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