Xavi's Denver Adventure (aka Nora has too much time on her hands)
Once upon a time Nora had to conquer other people's stupidity, which led to her taking an airplane down to Denver to take the ATSAT. While initially butthurt, she realized that she got to hang out with Minny in Denver and likewise puppet!Cesc and puppet!Pique had to come along.
All was fine and dandy (especially since she got to watch the Manchester Derby on the airplane), but when her purse started shaking and screaming obscenities, she realized that she had a stowaway:
Nora was busy (and Cesc and Pique were 'occupying' themselves), so Xavi wandered off to the spa:
Then Nora had to study, so they all went to sleep.
In the morning they watched the sunrise together:
Nora went to take her test for about 6 hours. Somewhere along the way she forgot how to do math. No seriously, I stared at "A plane has traveled 30kt in 20minutes, what's it's kph?" for 5 minutes (the answer is 90kts....). But it's okay, because she just got her score and she passed with a 93!!!! So fuck you, everyone I went to school with who hated me, mwuahahahahahahahahahaha
anyway....
Nora was very very very excited, because Minny was coming to pick her up and that meant CASA BONITA (if you've never seen South Park, this might not make sense to you)
Xavi ate all the sopapillas and drank all the margaritas. For justice and what not.
He took a lot of pictures of all the fun things he did and saw (except when he got locked in jail):
Cesc and Pique were having a threesome with Sergio Ramos
Then Minny was nice enough to take us to Red Rocks
The next day we went to watch the Barca game at a lovely pub
And, if you know me well, you know every story ends in ice cream
Yay \o/
All was fine and dandy (especially since she got to watch the Manchester Derby on the airplane), but when her purse started shaking and screaming obscenities, she realized that she had a stowaway:
Nora was busy (and Cesc and Pique were 'occupying' themselves), so Xavi wandered off to the spa:
Then Nora had to study, so they all went to sleep.
In the morning they watched the sunrise together:
Nora went to take her test for about 6 hours. Somewhere along the way she forgot how to do math. No seriously, I stared at "A plane has traveled 30kt in 20minutes, what's it's kph?" for 5 minutes (the answer is 90kts....). But it's okay, because she just got her score and she passed with a 93!!!! So fuck you, everyone I went to school with who hated me, mwuahahahahahahahahahaha
anyway....
Nora was very very very excited, because Minny was coming to pick her up and that meant CASA BONITA (if you've never seen South Park, this might not make sense to you)
Xavi ate all the sopapillas and drank all the margaritas. For justice and what not.
He took a lot of pictures of all the fun things he did and saw (except when he got locked in jail):
Cesc and Pique were having a threesome with Sergio Ramos
Then Minny was nice enough to take us to Red Rocks
The next day we went to watch the Barca game at a lovely pub
And, if you know me well, you know every story ends in ice cream
Yay \o/