2769 Miles, 4 days. It's 8:30 and we haven't left yet because my mom is driving me up a goddamn wall. She's had to take the longest shower ever, and then instead of helping me, she's decided that she's hungry and went out to get breakfast. I'm going to kill her.
I'm not allowed to drive by myself because apparently 'it's dangerous'. Mind you, these are the same parents who allowed me to get on an airplane and train to Eastern Europe with a friend in the middle of winter when I was 20. So for the record, Montana is more dangerous than Bosnia and Serbia. Getting into a taxi with someone you don't know in Romania (or any country) is less dangerous than North Dakota. My parents.... they make their own logic apparently. There better be some fucking gangster bison or something to make this worth it.
Okay, going to give my mom some more side eye and then leave. If she's not ready, I'm leaving her and she can get a plane back to DC. If I don't update on twitter, assume I'm in jail for pushing her into a geyser or I'm in butt fuck nowhere and have no reception >.