survey time!
Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
probably a manager or someone who has higher authority than me at work
What kind of car do you drive?
a moped a crafted out of duc tape
Have you ever had a garage sale?
why would someone want to sell their garage
What color is your iPod?
shit brown
What kind of dog do you have?
i WANT a doberman or a pitbull or a bulldog
What's for dinner tonight?
cock sandwich
What is the last drink you drank?
jizz on the rocks
How long is your hair?
i am bald
Are you happy right now?
im at fucking work asshole
What did you say last?
"POUND ME LIKE A NATIVE AMERICAN DRUM!!"
Who came over last?
kelsey and donny stepped into my lair and there was a lot of "coming" indeed ;)
Do you drink beer?
i drink pure rubbing alcohol
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
my older sister said that probabaly every week or so
What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
all my cool key chains are gone after i lost them for the SECOND time while shit housed in kentuckey
What is in your pocket?
pocket pussy
Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend?
I dunno prolly his brother
Who is the last person you had a phone conversation with?
some idiot on the phone calling about oil prices
What DVD is in your DVD player?
the office
What's something fun you did today?
perverted office talk with my co-workers
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
my kitten cats
What have you had to drink so far today?
I only drink jizz and pure rubbing alcohol
When is your birthday?
september 25th but i feel i should be celebrated daily, with parades and fireworks and a huge ice sculpture in the shape of a dong
What's the area code for your cell phone?
860 i fucking hate ct
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
i stole it from a homeless person, i enjoy the smell
Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
a neclace made of human teeth
How many states in the U.S.
have you been to?
fuck if i feel like counting
What is something you need to go shopping for?
new butt plug
Do you like pickles?
not for eating...
How about olives?
YES all kinds
Do you have any tan lines?
i do not go tanning anymore because i don not want to look like a leather bag
Do you remember the name of your kindergarten teacher?
some whore
Who was the last person to call you baby?
my lover and partner in crime
When you're at the grocery store do you used the self checkout?
yes and i always yell at it, yet i keep going back for more
Has anyone ever sang to you?
no but john cusak stood outside my window with a radio
Has anyone ever given you roses?
yes yes yes, however i prefer orchids or sunflowers because roses kinda suck
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
obviously i'm in the best shape of my life, i have arms like frank zane, and i'm a skilled climber and spear hunter
What is your favorite color?
purple
What color are your eyes?
black
What is a compliment you receive way too often?
you are the greatest human being to grace this planet
How tall are you?
5'4"
Do you like your parents?
usually, dont have much of a choice since i am now residing in the basement
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
some dude....naw if was my lovely boyfriend
Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
I dont leave the house
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
I like to eat in my sleep
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
I look like sn orphan, I literally look nothing like anyone in my family
How long does it take you to shower?
2 hour shower with guys
Can you do splits?
no but i can walk on water
Can you use the grill?
i will burn your food
Are you flexible?
yup
What movie do you want to see?
star whores 3
Was your mom a cheerleader?
only in porn....wow i should probably feel bad about that
What is the last letter of your middle name?
E for Esmirelda
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
I dont sleep, I lie in wait
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
no nothing can kill me im a vampire
Are you scared of flying?
Terrified
What do you sleep in?
Saran wrap
Do you have any tatoos?
tattoos are for weird people
Have you ever been to Los Angeles?
no but ive been to CA
What jewelry do you wear all the time?
chastity belt
What is your favorite song at the moment?
*sigh* the song decode by paramore...i'm ashamed of myself
What song do you HATE?
any mainstream rap music
Do you like chocolate?
white
Are you easy to get along with?
as long as you are not annoying or rude or stupid yeah i'm fantastic to get along with
Any up coming events you're excited about?
fuck my life