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Hideeho my A+ students!*
-- Rar. Tomorrow is the first day of school. YAHOO! Yes I have a reason to be excited. I'm a friggin junior now I have every reason to be excited. Yet..the freshman are my only problemo. There's too many. They re-multiply every year. Which also proves the theory of each year more people are having more sex and making more FRESHMAN! Ugh. What could be worse is if monkeys ran the school. Now that would be pure chaos yanno? The only thing for lunch would be bananas and maybe some leaves. All foreign languages would be taken off the class list and you would have to learn monkey talk. Shakespeare would be consisted of jumping around waving our hands in the air. You would have to watch everywhere you stepped ( remember they dont use bathrooms ). Health would teach how to pick bugs off of eachother. Ewe
. Yet no homework or detentions. And if you skipped they wouldn't know how to use the phone. Plus no grades and they can't stop you from doing anything. So it goes both ways. Ambidextrous. I would love to be ambidextrous. It would confuse people. Heh.
-- Anyways, I remembered that I had band tonight so that kinda ruins all my other plans. This is my schedule for the day:
01 : wake up
02 : make bed
03 : get call from Mal
04 : get call from Lee
05 : wash clothes for tomorrow ( holla )
06 : take shower
07 : get call from Kyle aka Travis
08 : goin to Lees from 1 to 3;30
09 : chill with Kyle, Bryan and Emie til 5;00
10 : band from 6 to 8. BAND FOR LiFE!@
11 : American Freakin Idol from 9 to 10
12 : sneak out to Mal's party from 11 to ?
13 : hopefully..maybe some sleep
1 through 8 has already happened and I am in the middle of 9. THEY ALL SAY Hi!
And there ya have it. Lol. I've have the busiest day // night. But it'll be the best last night of summer I'll ever have GOLLY GOSH DARNiT!
-- One time about a few weeks ago I was driving back roads and I drove 10 miles with emergency break on. That doesnt say a lot for me, but that really doesnt say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an "emergency brake" it's an "emergency..make the car smell funny lever"
-- I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet. Because Pizza Hut will except all competitors coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place. "Melissa's Pizzaria!" "This week's coupon..unlimited free pizza." "Special note: coupon not good at any of the Melissa's Pizza locations." "Free pizza oven with purchase..of a small coke." Duuude! "2 for Tuesday buy 1 pizza get one franchise free!"
-- If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!
-- I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store sometimes I will drop it..so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
I'm out <33. Comment me and you'll get a complimentary donkey and a bag of fresh weed curtosy of Melissa's Pizzaria! :D