Conversation I had with one of my employers

[wh0r3muffin]

John: Do you have nice handwriting?
Me: (shows right hand wrist in brace) Not currently.
John: What did you do?
Me: It hurts to move it.
John: Then don't move it
Me: I'm trying
John: So you can't address envelopes for me?
Me: It wouldn't be very pretty.
John: OK

Silly man shouldn't have to ask if I can address envelopes if my writing hand is in a brace. Oh well