Reflecting on the Beast...
Eddie was born with no body and no arms and no legs. Just a head. But despite this slight birth defect his parents loved him very much cared for him and were always giving him all these presents like hats and blow things at parties and other cool stuff. So on his sixteenth birthday they run into a doctor that says "Hey, I can give Eddie a body" so the parents are going totally nuts because finally their kid can have a body and be like other normal people. They go home and are really excited and say "Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" and Eddie says "Oh, no, not another fucking hat!"
In conclusion, Eddie pwns your face, a taste for ultra-violence rivaled only by the doom guy, and the fact that Iron Maiden still manages to own after this many years is a testament to consistency. (Ignoring the mid-90's lull: most of Virtual XI and all of The X Factor)
God, seniors have no homework. All I have left to do is surf the web for porn, google random terms, make like a blog whore, and play Planetside for many, many hours.
I should go out and get smashed. :|
In conclusion, Eddie pwns your face, a taste for ultra-violence rivaled only by the doom guy, and the fact that Iron Maiden still manages to own after this many years is a testament to consistency. (Ignoring the mid-90's lull: most of Virtual XI and all of The X Factor)
God, seniors have no homework. All I have left to do is surf the web for porn, google random terms, make like a blog whore, and play Planetside for many, many hours.
I should go out and get smashed. :|