picspam: top 10 male tv characters
honourable mentions
andrew bernard, arthur read, dwight schrute, emerson cod, gob bluth, maxxie oliver, michael scott, mick st john, robin of locksley, sam winchester.
10. sid jenkins
sid: every time. every fucking time. "buy 3 ounces of weed, sidney." oh, yes sir! "shove a bag of pills up your arse." oh, right away! "come help me save some random bint." oh, could i? what have we learnt from this sidney? your friends are shitheads.
sid: you know what tony? sometimes i don't know why we're friends anymore.
tony: it's weird, isn't it? i'm from mars, you're from venus. i do things, you worry about them. i sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide.
sid: it's not a nightlight! it's a glow in the dark batman... it's retro.
09. dean winchester
dean: it's like they've got a contract on us. do you think it's because we're so awesome? i think it's because we're so awesome.
dean: hey sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? patricia arquette, jennifer love hewitt, or you?
dean: you fudgin' touch me again, i'll fudgin' kill you!
08. christopher miles
chris: so i told him he was a pitty boss & a pastard & he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! stupid prick!
josie: i think one slipped through there, chris...
chris: stupid punt.
chris: it's kinda easy when you've got nothing because nothing can be taken away from you, but i don't want nothing anymore.
chris: sidney, are you gonna tell me what's going on? it's like a fucking episode of the oc in here.
07. allan a dale
allan: you thinking what i'm thinking?
will: no.
allan: well, if you're not thinking it, how do you know what it is?
will: i don't think like you do.
allan: i'm not being funny, maybe you should.
allan: you get the glory, you get the girl-everyone loves you. then when the king comes back you'll have lands, properties, a wife-everything! what will i have? you're always in the sun robin & i'm always in the shade.
marian: look, if you go along with treason then you are committing treason.
allan: rubbish. you go along with farting doesn't mean you farted yourself, does it?
06. will scarlett
mark: much, is this rat?
much: it's chicken.
mark: i can't see any feathers.
will: & we haven't seen any squirrels.
will: look, much as i hate gisborne, you have to marry him!
marian: no!
will: wherever you go-wherever you go-robin will move heaven & earth, he will find you! just stay alive.
will: there is much to be angry about.
05. ned the piemaker
ned: am i your boyfriend? & i realise boyfriend & girlfriend are familiar trite labels but we never actually said it & not that we need to define the relationship but… it may be helpful in a familiar trite way, the way on a holiday created to sell greeting cards it’s still kinda nice to get a card & are you gonna cut me off with a yes any time soon?
chuck: yes.
ned: everyone wants stuff. we wake up every day with a list of wishes a mile long & maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them, doesn't mean we need them to be happy.
chuck: what do you need to be happy?
ned: you.
ned: i wake pies & make the dead. that was creepy. i make pies & wake the dead.
04. arthur pendragon
arthur: i wanted to say: i made a mistake. it was unfair to sack you.
merlin: well, don't worry about it. you can buy me a drink, we'll call it even.
arthur: uh, i can't really be seen to be buying drinks for my servant.
merlin: your servant? you sacked me.
arthur: now i'm rehiring you. my chambers are a complete mess; my clothes need washing; my armour needs repairing; my boots need cleaning; my dogs need exercising; my fireplace needs sweeping; my bed needs changing & someone needs to muck out my stables...
arthur: don't you understand? i can't withdraw. the people expect their prince to fight. how can i lead men into battle if they think i'm a coward?
merlin: valiant will kill you! if you fight, you die.
arthur: then i die.
merlin: how can you go out there & fight like that?
arthur: because i have to. it is my duty.
arthur: i'm sorry. if it were up to me, we'd be on our way there now.
merlin: well, you tried. & thank you for getting an audience with the king.
arthur: i wish that camelot was able to help people regardless of how far away they lived.
03. the doctor
doctor: it's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning & you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. i can feel it. the turn of the earth. the ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour & the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, & i can feel it. we're falling through space, you & me. clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, & if we let go... that's who i am.
doctor: i like that, allons-y. i should say allons-y more often. look sharp rose tyler, allons-y! & then it would be really brilliant if i met someone called alonso, 'coz then i could say allons-y alonso every time-you're staring at me...
rose: my mum's still on board.
jackie: if we end up on mars, i'm gonna kill you!
doctor: because that's how i see the universe. every waking second, i can see what is, what was... what could be, what must not. that's the burden of the time lord, donna.
02. merlin emrys
arthur: why'd you leave?
merlin: things just changed.
arthur: how? come on, stop pretending to be interesting & tell me.
merlin: i just didn't fit in anymore. i wanted to find somewhere that i did.
arthur: had any luck?
merlin: i'm not sure yet.
arthur: are you ever going to change, merlin?
merlin: no, you'd get bored. promise me this: if you ever get another servant, don't get a bootlicker.
arthur: if this is you trying to leave your job...
merlin: no. i'm happy to be your servant. 'til the day i die.
merlin: my destiny? this is my mother. my powers mean nothing if i cannot save her. you have taught me so much. taught me who i am; taught me the purpose for my skill; taught me that magic should only be used for great deeds. but most of all, you have always taught me to do what is right.
01. jim halpert
jim: i was just, um... i'm in love with you.
pam: what?
jim: i'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but i needed you to hear it. probably not good timing, i know that, i just-
pam: what are you doing?
jim: i just needed you to know. once.
jim: because right now, this is a job. if i advance any higher, this would be my career. & if this were my career, i'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
jim: michael referred me to a male strip club called banana slings. instead, i called the scholastic speakers of pennsylvania.
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