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[wewalkamongyu]

Today my truck broke down. The beer truck, not my own truck. I had to wait a couple hours while the mechanic came out , checked it, then had a tow truck come and replace it with another.( The worst tractor in the fleet) That put me hours behind. I managed to have some fun at the store where the manager works hard to be a pain in my ass. He pointed at a paper bag on the floor and said"Don't hurt my eggs." For once, I had an instant comeback not two hours later like normal. "I wouldn't think of hurting your eggs." I said " you went through too much to lay them. and besides, I want to see what hatches out of them."

He didn't bother me after that.