The parents know. Elaine, the one who accused me of having a "frat party" over the summer, (there are pictures online somewhere in my oldc entries) has seen to it that my parents get all the details on the party... In any case, I have no phone, so forgive me Angelica and I'm grounded for a while, and I have no car. Besides that, Merry Christmas! A Note on Jesus:
Jesus was Jewish. Hooray Jews!
![](http://www.jrbooksonline.com/jew-bwa-ha-ha.gif)
But no one thinks he looks like that Fagin-esque guy, right? Right.
They think he looks more like this guy:
![](http://www.eskimo.com/~wayneld/pix/jesus-n-med.jpg)
Take a moment to admire this man's bone structure. Impressive, no? In any case, people think Jesus looks Italian. Why? Jesus wasn't from Italy. Jesus was from Palestine. He probably looked something like these guys - his ancestors had lived for (roughly) 17 generations in the Middle East.
![](http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__Abu-Musab-al-Zarqawi.jpg)
Yes, Jesus probably looked something like him...
Or, (gasp!)
Him.
On that note, a very athiestic Happy Holidays.