Sep 21, 2005 16:38
"Do you realize you have no Constitutional right not to be beaten?"
- Dr. Waterhouse
"Kids come to school drunk? What do they do, drink mimosas?"
- Ms. Neumeyer
"I have this strange recurring dream where I'm selling a house, and I'm selling it to Alan Alda."
- Mr. Maddock
"Did you all have a nice weekend?" "I struck out." "OK, I didn't hear that."
- Dr. Moran & Adam
"Kid always say to me, 'I get really nervous and shaky during in-classes.' I'm saying, well, why the fuck did you spend the first 45 words saying nothing?"
- Mr. Schrode
A loose collection of off-kilter minds.
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