Distilling the last twenty-four hours:
"This is the ultimate reality TV," Jennifer O'Donnell said. "We're drinking bloody marys on a patio, watching a guy trying to kill himself." (On a murder suspect who had camped out atop a 200-foot high construction crane in Atlanta.)
"Yeah, man, two Paris Hilton burgers comin' right up. Weren't not servin' her, though, cuz man I'd be testin' out that body." - Carl's Jr. employee
"You know what we need to do tonight?" - Me
"Cry." - Colette
"Bush has this obsession with clearing bush that he inherited from Reagan. What do you get when you clear bush? You get a picture with a cowboy hat and a chainsaw." - Larry McMurtry