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[wetworking]

Raven.

I regret to inform you our interactions have led to the birth of a child. I have no desire, nor inclination, to raise this infant.

[though what she offers in her arms... to most citizens likely looks like what it truly is- just her bokken]I have taken the trouble, however, to name it for you. They required a name for a birth

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[blastiafreak]

...You didn't actually...give birth to that, did you?

[wetworking]

It came from my womb.

[blastiafreak]

...Okay, what the hell did the Old Man do to you to make...that?!

[wetworking]

... it is called intercourse.

I am not going to be responsible for explaining what that means.

[blastiafreak]

[AG;ANHMLH]

Wha--I-I know what that is! But isn't that supposed to, you know...make a normal baby?

[wetworking]

... this infant is healthy and normal in every way.

[blastiafreak]

If "inanimate" is what you consider healthy, I don't even want to know what you'd consider abnormal.

[wetworking]

It is not inanimate.

[still... holding it]

[blastiafreak]

Well, it doesn't look alive.

[Just...staring at this thing ohgod.]

[wetworking]

[staring at... rita...]

Why would I carry around a stillborn baby?

[blastiafreak]

Maybe if you were crazy...

[what no don't stare at her. not looking!]

H-how are you even supposed to check its vital signs?

[wetworking]

I am not insane.

[just... puts two of her fingers to the baby's "neck" aka the hilt...]

[blastiafreak]

I'm having a hard time believing that.

[and waiting, because obviously there should be no pulse...right? right?]

[wetworking]

[just nods, as if she's actually felt something]

If you believe falsely, I'm not going to exert much effort arguing with you.

[blastiafreak]

Uh-huh...Well, I'm not going to waste time convincing you you're delusional, either.

[wetworking]

Then this conversation is at its end.