Verdamt Personality.
Go bloody well figure.
Take a personality test, come up Snape. What the hell was that? OK, its now getting light outside, that part of the morning I hate most when Ive been awake since yesterday morning when I saw exactly the same damn thing. I hate sunlight.
Let me be clear, I love sunlight on me, so long as its not actually getting into my eyes in any way, shape, or form. Put me outside under nothing but starlight and not only will I have a blast, Ill eat you alive. Spent my formative years war gaming for a week at a go, and pulled most of the night drills since I was the one who could actually see.
Daylight? Oh, yeah. Thats why I lived in a basement.
Meanwhile, its that time of day/night when Ive completely lost track not only of the time but of myself. Figuring on finding myself, I poke around a link someone who was kind enough to leave me a public comment had in their livejournal thingy, and came up Snape.
Who or what the hell is Snape? Did I miss something?
Well, yes. Walking blindly into a personality test and not realizing that its supposed to slot you into a character from the Harry Potter novels is rather a shock. I seem to remember having read these all in a sitting when cooped up sick, thinking, hmm, fun, I think Ill have another vomit, and then more or less forgetting about it until now.
Needless to say, association works. I feel sick again, I remember Snape being potions and a member of the Order of the Phoenix and. And. And. Im horrified to realize that on demand I can more or less recall the five books so far in their entirety. I remember a vague, this is better than being just sick, sort of enjoyment.
Not much else.
Now, time to get the paper, feed the cats, work from home, and get some rest. And some food. I think my bagels are moldy again. Random crap. I think I have cream cheese. I know I have cream cheese. I bet I could fill a sock with cream cheese and it would make a very effective weapon for the first several whacks.
I bet a cream cheese filled bread bag in a sock would work better. Less leakage, an if the seal holds you get to eat the cheese later, something you wouldnt want to do with one of my socks otherwise.
I tasted one of my socks once. Faugh.
Take a personality test, come up Snape. What the hell was that? OK, its now getting light outside, that part of the morning I hate most when Ive been awake since yesterday morning when I saw exactly the same damn thing. I hate sunlight.
Let me be clear, I love sunlight on me, so long as its not actually getting into my eyes in any way, shape, or form. Put me outside under nothing but starlight and not only will I have a blast, Ill eat you alive. Spent my formative years war gaming for a week at a go, and pulled most of the night drills since I was the one who could actually see.
Daylight? Oh, yeah. Thats why I lived in a basement.
Meanwhile, its that time of day/night when Ive completely lost track not only of the time but of myself. Figuring on finding myself, I poke around a link someone who was kind enough to leave me a public comment had in their livejournal thingy, and came up Snape.
Who or what the hell is Snape? Did I miss something?
Well, yes. Walking blindly into a personality test and not realizing that its supposed to slot you into a character from the Harry Potter novels is rather a shock. I seem to remember having read these all in a sitting when cooped up sick, thinking, hmm, fun, I think Ill have another vomit, and then more or less forgetting about it until now.
Needless to say, association works. I feel sick again, I remember Snape being potions and a member of the Order of the Phoenix and. And. And. Im horrified to realize that on demand I can more or less recall the five books so far in their entirety. I remember a vague, this is better than being just sick, sort of enjoyment.
Not much else.
Now, time to get the paper, feed the cats, work from home, and get some rest. And some food. I think my bagels are moldy again. Random crap. I think I have cream cheese. I know I have cream cheese. I bet I could fill a sock with cream cheese and it would make a very effective weapon for the first several whacks.
I bet a cream cheese filled bread bag in a sock would work better. Less leakage, an if the seal holds you get to eat the cheese later, something you wouldnt want to do with one of my socks otherwise.
I tasted one of my socks once. Faugh.