Weening children from scarry old men.
Dear Barry,
I understand you've outfitted the sleigh with a porta-potty this year, and that somehow you think that - as with the clever monkeys at Boeing - emptying that out while in flight might be a good idea.
Allow me to suggest that the energy/mass equation, the speed of light, and the speed at which said sleigh must be traveling at even a best spidered points formula implies that sleigh, potty, and contents will approach infinite mass during your test flight this morning. Being a bloody genuis, I'm guessing you've already figured this out - feeling biblical, are you?
Please: Do not vent the contents of the potty in flight - we, your somewhat fearful present desiring populace, already are in shock over the naughty/nice coal error a couple years back, desire a lack of shitty road conditions this morning.
Yeah, Santa clause is really named Barry.
I somehow expect he’s Barry Ween
Inventor, malcontent, and strewer of profanity…
In the future, please keep sanity clauses out of my contracts, OK? Sanitary clauses, however, are welcome riders.
I understand you've outfitted the sleigh with a porta-potty this year, and that somehow you think that - as with the clever monkeys at Boeing - emptying that out while in flight might be a good idea.
Allow me to suggest that the energy/mass equation, the speed of light, and the speed at which said sleigh must be traveling at even a best spidered points formula implies that sleigh, potty, and contents will approach infinite mass during your test flight this morning. Being a bloody genuis, I'm guessing you've already figured this out - feeling biblical, are you?
Please: Do not vent the contents of the potty in flight - we, your somewhat fearful present desiring populace, already are in shock over the naughty/nice coal error a couple years back, desire a lack of shitty road conditions this morning.
Yeah, Santa clause is really named Barry.
I somehow expect he’s Barry Ween
Inventor, malcontent, and strewer of profanity…
In the future, please keep sanity clauses out of my contracts, OK? Sanitary clauses, however, are welcome riders.