"You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!"
So, I'm back at work. This gernel of sorts will invariably be a great way to waste my time at my desk (which, sadly, is not at a cubicle this year. I'm relegated to the back with a smaller desk. Apparently, "Regional Manager" is a more important position than "Copy Writer and Quality Control"). Here are some musings from Day One:
In the course of doing my work, I learned that the State of Delaware has an Insurance Commissioner. When I learned that, and saw a picture of him on Delaware's Insurance Commission website, the first thought that popped into my head was "Huh. That looks like fun." I'm not sure what that means.
On the Kansas Department on Aging website, there is a picture of a frumpy, middle-aged woman in a black pantsuit with two captions. One reads, "Kathleen Sebelius, Governor." The other reads, "Kathy Greenlee, Secretary. The only conclusion I could come to (and I assume the only one any reasonable person would) is that Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius has a super-hero alter-ego, Kathy Greenlee, who fights crime by night as the Secretary of the Department on Aging.
No sooner had I made this startling discovery when I was astonished to learn that Sandy Praeger is the Comissioner of the Kansas Department of Insurance! She surely must be the nemesis of Kathy Greenlee, Secretary of the Kansas Department on Aging. The two disciplines are naturally at odds with one another. Only time will tell who wins this epic battle.
In the course of doing my work, I learned that the State of Delaware has an Insurance Commissioner. When I learned that, and saw a picture of him on Delaware's Insurance Commission website, the first thought that popped into my head was "Huh. That looks like fun." I'm not sure what that means.
On the Kansas Department on Aging website, there is a picture of a frumpy, middle-aged woman in a black pantsuit with two captions. One reads, "Kathleen Sebelius, Governor." The other reads, "Kathy Greenlee, Secretary. The only conclusion I could come to (and I assume the only one any reasonable person would) is that Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius has a super-hero alter-ego, Kathy Greenlee, who fights crime by night as the Secretary of the Department on Aging.
No sooner had I made this startling discovery when I was astonished to learn that Sandy Praeger is the Comissioner of the Kansas Department of Insurance! She surely must be the nemesis of Kathy Greenlee, Secretary of the Kansas Department on Aging. The two disciplines are naturally at odds with one another. Only time will tell who wins this epic battle.