Political stuff! Watch out!

[westryl]

Some things we'll never hear GW Bush say (or at least, things he'll never MEAN when he says them (or at the very very least, he won't understand what he's saying when he says them)):

"I don't care how much money Dick's friends will make from it. It's wrong, and we're not doing it!"

"You've got two independent clauses, so you need a comma before the conjunction."

"Well, since our rationale turned out to be completely off base, we've decided to reconsider out decision."

"Now that I think about it, what people do in the privacy of their own home is really none of the goverment's business if it doesn't hurt anyone."

"Thank God Clinton built such a strong military, or we'd never have managed to invade Afghanistan that easily."

"I've been reading the Bible, and I think that Jesus guy may actually have been AGAINST hate and killing. Boy, did I get that wrong."

"Clean water and clean air tomorrow is more important than a wider profit margin today."

"Let's not give the contract to Halliburton. They may not have the kind of integrity we're looking for."

"I've given this a lot of thought..."

"Nuke-lee-ur."