Oselle, keep Elwood away from Jennifer Tilley!

Dec 04, 2003 01:40

So. Elwood on Leno. And some totally shallow commentary.

I had nothing better to do, so I thought I'd watch it.

*cough*

And tape it, too. Just in case.

*cough cough*

The goatee is gone (yay!) - leaving more skin to admire (yeah, I'm biased. So sue me). No human being should have skin like that. And I could see the eyelashes even on my crappy screen. Most importantly - no Crappy Tan Jacket (I was almost disappointed).

He was, as I fully expected him to be, beautiful.

Leno was a dork, as always, and OF COURSE opened up the conversation by commenting on the fact that he finally has his own place, and his mother is no longer doing his laundry. I was hoping for oselle's sake that he'd give out his new address, but he kept mum on that point - only admitting it's in the Flatiron district.

Did I mention he was beautiful?

Poor thing sounds like he has a cold. Stories about pranks (the fake turds outside Viggo's trailer) and drinking expeditions (peeing in the fountain). Dom is obviously a bad influence. ;) And how sick am I to laugh just hearing him say his name - twice?

Oh, and he was beautiful.

The clip they showed of Frodo, Sam and Gollum - I am counting the hours to this movie.

Beautiful. Yep.

Jennifer Tilley (aka the world's most brainless woman) tottered out and proceeded to blather in a meaningless manner for far too long. Someone PLEASE tell me she's on drugs. Talked about sleeping with co-stars. Told Elijah he must understand - it's been like that for him too, right? His reaction was priceless. I swear to God, either she's a giantess or he really is hobbit-sized. The contrast between the two of them sitting down was almost scary. She also had him translate British pick-up colloquialisms. Dear god. My imagination...

By the way. Beautiful.

ANYWAY, I have seen evil, and it wears the guise of Elwood kissing Jennifer Tilley's hand. All while being bemused at the spectacle in front of him.

No cute animals, but the sheer entertainment value of watching Elwood trying not to laugh at some of her more inane comments was worth the price of the videotape, and then some.

And finally, for those of you who were wondering, he was beautiful.

elwood-obsessed, lol, squee

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