Adventures in bathroom sex
And before you ask, no, it wasn't mine.
Went out to a local bar to see a friend's nephew play Saturday night, and while there couldn't help but notice that I was one of the older patrons.
*sigh*
Anyway, whilst in the loo, I looked down and noticed an empty mickey of Bacardi White Rum, which instantly brought back memories of high school as a) that was probably the last time I shared a cubicle with an empty mickey; and b) I still have nightmares about about high school and Bacardi White Rum, to the point where even the sight of the label makes me nauseous.
When then made me feel really old.
I then noticed two pairs of feet, facing each other, in the cubicle next to me. And that one set of feet was quite a bit larger than the other. And that the voice attached to those feet was quite deep.
And just as I was pondering the advisability of sex in a none too clean/tiny stall/crowded public washroom, the female voice sniped in disgust and high dudgeon (as only the very whiny young can):
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! Penis in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In all the bathroom sex in all the slash stories in all the fandoms I've read, I don't think anyone's aim has ever been that bad.
It's a good thing I was already peeing, or I would have wet myself, I was laughing so hard.
In other news, the sheer radiance
of these two has killed any productivity I might have had today.
ETA: alchemilla, thank you again for lunch and the Valentine candies! I might put off the defriending a while longer! And josanpq, I'll try to come up with something good. Does it have to be me? And all hail my_lj_name for finding the pictures!
Went out to a local bar to see a friend's nephew play Saturday night, and while there couldn't help but notice that I was one of the older patrons.
*sigh*
Anyway, whilst in the loo, I looked down and noticed an empty mickey of Bacardi White Rum, which instantly brought back memories of high school as a) that was probably the last time I shared a cubicle with an empty mickey; and b) I still have nightmares about about high school and Bacardi White Rum, to the point where even the sight of the label makes me nauseous.
When then made me feel really old.
I then noticed two pairs of feet, facing each other, in the cubicle next to me. And that one set of feet was quite a bit larger than the other. And that the voice attached to those feet was quite deep.
And just as I was pondering the advisability of sex in a none too clean/tiny stall/crowded public washroom, the female voice sniped in disgust and high dudgeon (as only the very whiny young can):
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! Penis in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In all the bathroom sex in all the slash stories in all the fandoms I've read, I don't think anyone's aim has ever been that bad.
It's a good thing I was already peeing, or I would have wet myself, I was laughing so hard.
In other news, the sheer radiance
of these two has killed any productivity I might have had today.
ETA: alchemilla, thank you again for lunch and the Valentine candies! I might put off the defriending a while longer! And josanpq, I'll try to come up with something good. Does it have to be me? And all hail my_lj_name for finding the pictures!