Because everyone else is doing it...
In 2007,
westmoon resolves to...
Tell my family about star wars.
Eat more lymond chronicles.
Find a new frodo.
Ask my boss for a slash.
Pay for my frodo baggins on time.
Go to tolkien every Sunday.
I'm kinda happy with the Frodo I already have, thanks.
But more Lymond? Yes, please. :)