Writer's Block: Bite Me (because I'm cerious about cereal!)
Look look. I don't have time to be bitten by a vampire. I mean, seriously. It's ridiculous. I do find Edward Cullen attractive but you can't afford to be bitten in this day and age with swine flu in the air, West-Nile virus, lysteria, salmonella poisoning, hepatitus A, B & C and hemmroids (there was this one time...). But BUT (and no pun intended) if I were to be bitten, by anybody...ANYBODY! It'd be this feller...right here:
A. He seems more approachable.
B. I'd rather have Chocolate blood running through my veins. I'd be different and plus, if I ever get preggers, I'd feed the children chocolate milk, yes? :D