havent done this in a while
ring a ding ding and lots of old cough drops
im a street walking
lookin at the beauty shops
they dont wanna know me
they dont want my 234
and im not all that eager
to get to know their faces anymore
its kind of a long way down
the way that ive been goin
thought id stop at 15
but i just kept on growing
its like a movie lake
too shiney for the touchin
or making it back the pg way
and then we'd be double dutchin
im not a microphone grifter
in fact im like a 60 headed stone
with coconutted clone getter
im not an animal
i sleep at night
thats why my pajamas all got holes in it
i sleep too tight
and ive been known to do the impossible
like dolemite
so what do ya know
im runnin the show
got my sled in one hand
and my monkey in the other
but he says he doesnt like to sled
down in africa
he dont even have to get out of bed
im like wait hold on
mr talking painted monkey
im not that drunk
are you really that funky
he says no master nicholas
im a believer
ive got a good home
and a golden retriever
ive got 5 leather kittens
chickens and hens
and a possible triceratops
but that all depends
becuz i got a ticket once
and im tryin to make amends
so put down your sled kid
im not tryin to be dead kid
these dreams are in your head kid
so now ill be going back to bed kid
so that was that
the monkey returned
with 5 golden nickles
and a very nice perm
to go and tell all the other monkeys
what he had saw
cuz they would never ever believe
cuz of the smile in his jaw
he broke the landspeed record
for monkeys in bunches
and made a dry heave doodoo slide
to rid them of their lunches
so their so what
i could have recieved
a jungle type of fever with no relief
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im a street walking
lookin at the beauty shops
they dont wanna know me
they dont want my 234
and im not all that eager
to get to know their faces anymore
its kind of a long way down
the way that ive been goin
thought id stop at 15
but i just kept on growing
its like a movie lake
too shiney for the touchin
or making it back the pg way
and then we'd be double dutchin
im not a microphone grifter
in fact im like a 60 headed stone
with coconutted clone getter
im not an animal
i sleep at night
thats why my pajamas all got holes in it
i sleep too tight
and ive been known to do the impossible
like dolemite
so what do ya know
im runnin the show
got my sled in one hand
and my monkey in the other
but he says he doesnt like to sled
down in africa
he dont even have to get out of bed
im like wait hold on
mr talking painted monkey
im not that drunk
are you really that funky
he says no master nicholas
im a believer
ive got a good home
and a golden retriever
ive got 5 leather kittens
chickens and hens
and a possible triceratops
but that all depends
becuz i got a ticket once
and im tryin to make amends
so put down your sled kid
im not tryin to be dead kid
these dreams are in your head kid
so now ill be going back to bed kid
so that was that
the monkey returned
with 5 golden nickles
and a very nice perm
to go and tell all the other monkeys
what he had saw
cuz they would never ever believe
cuz of the smile in his jaw
he broke the landspeed record
for monkeys in bunches
and made a dry heave doodoo slide
to rid them of their lunches
so their so what
i could have recieved
a jungle type of fever with no relief
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