princess bride and all that pretty stuff
with no inspiration
im made with duration
lifestyles invasion
and dont i look so asian
x-files percentiles
and new tax evasions
i dont need a reason to rock the microphone
but just gimme one and ill turn red like al capone
im a lawrence taylor kinda hitter
with polka dots and some glitter
atom nucleus kinda splitter
and like pabst im kinda bitter
i wish all you people could feel the way i do
when im rhyming im excited by the beatbox in you
and i wish these other rappers had half of a clue
of whats more important guns or you
im i wont try to seem intelligent
ive seen what it can do turn a young man violent
but ill turn the speaker down so the rhymes are silent
but ill blow it out the room like the shutter on my ole vent
i guess its time to see that my words dont make sense
forget all this hype and the vocal pretense
but ill guess ill burn my rhyme book like new incense
but i better turn the fan on from the size of these vents
hot like some iron straight from the furnace
but i gotta watch my back cuz they might try to burn us
scalding hot glory pot willy wonka rhymes alot
if you watch old ed cotch itll take you right back to the furious spot
sorry for the detour my mind is on from before
im ready for all the decor and 5 to 6 to 3 4
come on i can do it im strong like rocky
and the vocals is off the snorkle i dont mean to sound cocky
i need the power of 3 but i only got me
so instead ill just hide my head and pretend it was free
please this aint a kung fu fight
no im not im not a dolemite
just becuz the rhyme is right
doesnt mean you can spend the night
ive lost all the will to live
whether from the fright or the sight of the shiv
i need to find a girl that can give
more than just her body i want the whole fig
to make me feel relaxed and un classed
and somewhat elastic like your mothers dirty plastic
i wish life could be a bbq
then the only worry would be if people knew
and who forgot the mustard
shootout colonel custard
but you see its all cars and big cheese
i just want a way without taking these
rights unadvisable
rhymes indivisible
hang on every syllable
cuz its all unfillable
i never knew what it meant to be really alive
until i hit a car and had to do five
and you can hear me scream but only on the inside
cuz its a pain and a problem to hairy to hide
so i wait till night so i can step outside
and breath for a change instead of dying i died
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im made with duration
lifestyles invasion
and dont i look so asian
x-files percentiles
and new tax evasions
i dont need a reason to rock the microphone
but just gimme one and ill turn red like al capone
im a lawrence taylor kinda hitter
with polka dots and some glitter
atom nucleus kinda splitter
and like pabst im kinda bitter
i wish all you people could feel the way i do
when im rhyming im excited by the beatbox in you
and i wish these other rappers had half of a clue
of whats more important guns or you
im i wont try to seem intelligent
ive seen what it can do turn a young man violent
but ill turn the speaker down so the rhymes are silent
but ill blow it out the room like the shutter on my ole vent
i guess its time to see that my words dont make sense
forget all this hype and the vocal pretense
but ill guess ill burn my rhyme book like new incense
but i better turn the fan on from the size of these vents
hot like some iron straight from the furnace
but i gotta watch my back cuz they might try to burn us
scalding hot glory pot willy wonka rhymes alot
if you watch old ed cotch itll take you right back to the furious spot
sorry for the detour my mind is on from before
im ready for all the decor and 5 to 6 to 3 4
come on i can do it im strong like rocky
and the vocals is off the snorkle i dont mean to sound cocky
i need the power of 3 but i only got me
so instead ill just hide my head and pretend it was free
please this aint a kung fu fight
no im not im not a dolemite
just becuz the rhyme is right
doesnt mean you can spend the night
ive lost all the will to live
whether from the fright or the sight of the shiv
i need to find a girl that can give
more than just her body i want the whole fig
to make me feel relaxed and un classed
and somewhat elastic like your mothers dirty plastic
i wish life could be a bbq
then the only worry would be if people knew
and who forgot the mustard
shootout colonel custard
but you see its all cars and big cheese
i just want a way without taking these
rights unadvisable
rhymes indivisible
hang on every syllable
cuz its all unfillable
i never knew what it meant to be really alive
until i hit a car and had to do five
and you can hear me scream but only on the inside
cuz its a pain and a problem to hairy to hide
so i wait till night so i can step outside
and breath for a change instead of dying i died
--------------ndb