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[westlakethug]

sorry the last rhyme wasnt up to par
i have to ride a red bike
cuz i dont have a car
and according to this
i was meant to go far
so ill turn into crystal
and take shots at the bar
but until its hyper dope
i take my microscope
and disect the reasons
that couples on the run elope
cuz i dont mean to sound nicer than you
it just happens that way
like the way elton john
just happens to be gay
and if your girl shows up
i just happen to say
what a big brown ass
and im happy to play
so you might ask
wheres this silly white man from
well its westlake representin
for the parts and the sum
i just had to make up
for your rappin a catastrophe
cuz when they had to choose
they fizzled and passed up me
cuz im like the x-men
the rhymes are kinetic
and with this rappin skill
i make you look pathetic
so please oh please
dont bow out now
the contest just started
with a bang and a pow
but if you wanna see the way
lemme show you how
cuz this is right to the left
and the chicken to the cow
now im like that sucka mulder
always searchin for the truth
and im like a fat man
searchin for my baby ruth
but only im not lookin
for hersheys and space ships
im lookin for that girl
with the poker chip ace hips
and please dont tell me i gotta be patient
i been waiting all my life
for a black, cuban, or haitian
but until i got the gps
for the location
ill just keep lookin
for that special occasion
but whats real jazzy belle
(sorry for the outkast line)

if anyone thinks i should stop writing please let me now i dont wanna bother anyone--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ndb foeva