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Oct 10, 2004 12:54

Dear Yuuta,

Shut that duck up, or I hurt both of you.

Sincerely,
R. Echizen

Dear occupants of the room above 113,

We can hear everything that you do. And everyone.

Stop. Please.

Sincerely,
Sleepless in Seatle Prinzten

Dear occupants of 111 and 115,

Ditto.

Sincerely,
Someone who has someone who wouldn't mind coming over to bang the headboard of the bed against the wall. Nonstop.

Dear tennis team,

What sort of college-level player can't even counter a twist serve?

... I didn't mean to break his nose.

まだ まだ だね。

Sincerely,
R. Echizen

Open letters. Don't say there was no warning before the homicidal spree happens.

Halloween was... nice.
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