I refuse to refer to you as one of those sappy names that people have for their boyfriends lovers significant others people that they're currently dating.
Not my call!? Then what's the bloody point? So much for your 'effing compromise then! I'm supposed to just happily not have any say at all? That's brilliant. Bloody brilliant.
Well, thanks for letting me know where I stand you stupid cunt.
Did I say I was about to go off and get with the first fucking guy I came across? It was my own decision to go along with this... stupid. fucking. thing. You can't make my decisions for me.
That is so not even the point, princess. I'm not the kind of guy who is going to sit back and 'be okay with it' when you're getting attention from other people. Blokes or birds, it doesn't matter. You want that attention? Fine, but break up with me first because I won't just sit by and watch.
If you think that as your *boyfriend* I don't have the right to stake a claim on you, there's no bloody reason to keep this up.
I don't want or need any extra fucking attention from other people. I also don't need someone making my decisions for me. Either accept it, or move on. Just because we're dating doesn't mean you get a fucking say in everything.
I don't get a fucking say in ANYTHING. This is not a relationship it's a bloody dictatorship. I concede to you on every. bloody. thing.
How in Christ's name is this me trying to make a decision for you? This is me trying to make sure that you at least acknowledge this "thing". You can't call me your boyfriend, and you can't call it a relationship. What the hell does that leave me with? If I was just looking for someone to FUCK I could get that just fine.
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I don't know what to call this you.
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I suppose 'fuckbuddy' is too casual... Sex object? That sort of fits... what's wrong with 'boyfriend' anyway?
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Sex object sounds like a dildo. Boyfriend makes me feel like I should be writing your name in hearts on my notebooks. Which isn't going to happen.
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That *is* why I suggested it.
Call me an occational table for all I care, but just remember that you're mine.
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Yours? I'm not a possession, especially not belonging to you.
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I don't own you but you're *mine*. I'm bloody not about to share.
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It's not exactly your call. I'm my own fucking person.
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Well, thanks for letting me know where I stand you stupid cunt.
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If you think that as your *boyfriend* I don't have the right to stake a claim on you, there's no bloody reason to keep this up.
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Fine.
I don't want or need any extra fucking attention from other people. I also don't need someone making my decisions for me. Either accept it, or move on. Just because we're dating doesn't mean you get a fucking say in everything.
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How in Christ's name is this me trying to make a decision for you? This is me trying to make sure that you at least acknowledge this "thing". You can't call me your boyfriend, and you can't call it a relationship. What the hell does that leave me with? If I was just looking for someone to FUCK I could get that just fine.
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I know we have some sort of thing RELATIONSHIP. And that you're my boyfriend something BOYFRIEND. You're not my keeper.
I. Don't mind you. Like you. Don't want
What. Do. You. WANT from me?
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