This is it dudes

May 25, 2004 21:58

Tomorrow movers are coming and thursday we're headin off for reno.. its been swell~

I wonder who the next stud to leave the group will be, yet again irrevocably changing the Stud Gathering's dynamic? Its like the end of the sandlot where each one fades away and the dude tells you their story. Bart left after high school to join the navy, and married a Thai girl with huge knockers and had thirty little chink kids. Chris moved away to colorado where he staged his plan to take over the east coast with some sort of gigantic ray-gun. Scott moved to L.A. to become a professional punk rocker (he's the only one who was actually cool enough). Oh, and he took Quave cause he's really good at bass. A couple years later Matt and Zack moved to Hollywood to do twins porn, and are still scoring with seven hot chicks daily as we speak. Joe eventually left for washington where he created a talk radio station to rival the right-wing spewings of even Michael Savage himself. Kalen is the only one who stayed in roseville; when his parents died in a deadly STLB-related incident, he grew a STLB himself in their honor and continued his mom's pansy-ass lampshade business.

Well I dunno if thats exactly how it will go, but we'll see.

later dudes
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