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Translator
Girl talk: it’s on my heart
Girl talk: nooo
Girl talk: lets go for a drive
Girl talk: do you think I look good in this?
Girl talk: i’m a virgin
Girl talk: i was almost there
Girl talk: are you hungry?
Girl talk: you to
Girl talk: i like to make out with guys when i’m drunk
Girl talk: my tummy hurts
Girl talk: i thought he was cool
Girl talk: i don’t want a boyfriend right now
Translation
Guy talk: it’s on my boob
Guy talk: go slower
Guy talk: I want to do you in the back seat
Guy talk: tell me i’m pretty
Guy talk: i don’t want you to think im a slut
Guy talk: get your lazy butt up and give me an orgasm
Guy talk: buy me dinner
Guy talk: whatever
Guy talk: i want you tongue in the back of my throat
Guy talk: you’re a freak. i want to go home
Guy talk: he is a good boy toy
Guy talk: i want to have sex with lots of boys