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This is the kind of man I am.
When choosing a stir stick for my coffee, I never choose the one that is slightly higher than the rest. That's because if someone were to poison one of the stir sticks, he or she would put it back in higher than the rest just so an innocent bystander like me might unwittingly take it.
HA! One for the innocent wittingly bystander! Zero for the plotting evil sneaky murderers!
When choosing a stir stick for my coffee, I never choose the one that is slightly higher than the rest. That's because if someone were to poison one of the stir sticks, he or she would put it back in higher than the rest just so an innocent bystander like me might unwittingly take it.
HA! One for the innocent wittingly bystander! Zero for the plotting evil sneaky murderers!