Sometimes Even I Think That "Soy" Should Just Take A Break
Katie just told me to try her "Soynut Butter." Soy peanut butter. Not to ruin her good name, she didn't like it either. "There's no such thing as a "soynut," I shouted, before realizing there's also no such thing as soy milk [insert Lewis Black rant here]. Anyway, she gave me a little spoon to taste it with, but that didn't stop me from taking a big spoonful and sticking the whole thing in my mouth at once. After all, it looked like peanut butter. Terrible! The only peanut butter thing about it was, unfortunately, the consistency, which made it impossible for me to swallow the stuff without first tasting every last bit of "soynut."